Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[InfamousICON]

We should have a crack league for next season.

I can't send crack through the mail either. Need to find some crack dealers that take gift cards.

 

[InfamousICON]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Food possibly on deck, or maybe not

 

[InfamousICON]

Ritz crackers and cheddar cheese currently being mobbed on

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

I'm so fuckin stoned right now........

 

[Mac Jesus]

Thank you @gimmefreemusic for winning I was rooting for you the whole time

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Just pissed this guy off so much i thought he was going to have a stroke lol. He's locked out and i gave him the typical "Spare keys are only available during concierge hours" and he was so enraged, said he was about to break my neck then i laughed in his face, which pissed him off even more. Then he almost crashed his car screeching out of here but came back, now he's calm.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

He's going to flip out again when this locksmith i called for him ends up like $150-300 lol

 

[Nuttkase]

Man run he's going to shoot you.

 

[Nuttkase]

Tell him you'll give him the key for $75.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

"Gotta get outta this fucking place, fuck this place and fuck you you smug motherfucker, think this shits funny fuck you you goddamned mother fucker"

"Wow you finished? No matter how mad you get i still can't get your keys"

"OHHHH YOU REALLY WANT IT YOU SON OF A BITCH, GODDAMN YOU"

"LOL"

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I hope he does shoot me i don't fuckin care

 

[Nuttkase]

If he flips out again ask him "bro how old is you?"

 

[Nuttkase]

Just scream back at him "Lemmy is dead but metal and whiskey lives forever!"

 

[BUTCHER 206]

If he flips out again ask him "bro how old is you?"

I wish i thought of that earlier lol

Fuck i hope i don't get in trouble for this. I'll just deny it tbh fam lol

Can't wait til 3am to blaze a bowl i brought my pipe again. Not cause im stressed or anything i was already going to anyway

 

[Nuttkase]

RIP to Lemmy by the way. Never was a huge Motorhead fan but dude is a metal forefather and rocked the fuck out for 70 years you gotta respect that.

 

[InfamousICON]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Locksmith got here really fast here in like 15mins and gone 5min later, said the guy was really nice and calm and relieved to get home, and even gave him a tip lol damn. Whyd i have to get yelled at then sheesh

Guy probably realized he was being a total idiot and chilled out. Hes like 50+ years old you can't just go around yelling at ppl trying to start fights

 

[Nuttkase]

Big slice of chocolate cream pie on deck.

 

[Nuttkase]

I'm so baked, haven't even been home a hour yet.