foods that go together ,that not everyone knows about

[lunitunez]

ahhhh shit your brought the retired chef boy r deez nuts back into the kitchen for one last time, take a little butter in a skillet get that nice and bubbly, throw some toast on there get it nice and brown on both sides, having added enough butter in there to really get the flava flay all over that luvly bread, then take some quality cheese deli cuts from the local supermarket (Luckys, the low price leader) aka Kraft, i like chedder myself, cut a nice hunk between those 2 slices of finely toasted bread, melt it slightly so the ends get a little saggy, (i dont like my cheese melted all the way) then take the secret ingredient and spread a nice layer of mustard over the top, and spread with a butter knife

I call this creation the Used TP

or if youre out of salad, fuck the lettuce and just pour some ranch over a bowl of croutons
or if you have the salad and are out of dressing, pour the left over juicy juice from that finely medium cooked slab of T-Bone you ate first

 

[DJ Mark 7]

AINT NOTHIN LIKE SOME "SPREAD"....REAL MUH FUCKERS KNOW ABOUT IT.



AKA- JAILHOUSE SOUP.

Never been to jail personally, but yes I am "up" on spreads....I have plenty friends who HAVE been and brought this wonderful concoction to my very own kitchen....yummm!!!

 

[MeloTrauma]

God damn, you guys must be shittin somethin drastic

 

[lVleNaCe]

Pizza and ranch dressing.

 

[lunitunez]

SHEA whats up man long time no bayridaz see

 

[Jar]

French Fries and Ranch dressing

yeah that's good. and french fries and mayonaisse

 

[Titanium Titan]

KFC's Potatoe wedges dipped with KFC's honey mustard sauce.

HONEY MUSTARD IS BOMB WITH FRIES.

 

[onelegdave]

this a mufuccin stoner thread!

 

[MidWestHomie]

I use to work at hardee's it the same as carl jr's. when i went on break I use to make this shit for my fries. it eas hella good.first you get a side order of mayo mix in some ketchup then add some pickle juice. and enjoy.


refried beans on a peice of wheat is also good.

when i cook I don't like making 2 or 3 different thigs so here is what I make alot
first I make a box or two of "shells & cheese" then I drain a can of tuna and a can of peas. then I mix the tuna and the peas with the shells & cheese.<<<good shit.

 

[DubbC415]

peanut butter and that marshmallow cream spread they make in a jar on some bread.

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

**THE SPREAD**

1. 1 TOP RAMEN (THE HOT CHILI KIND)
2. A FUN SIZE BAG OF HOT CHITOS
3. 1 BAG OF PORK SKINS (BUT YOU NEED THE KIND THAT
COMES WITH THE LIL SAUCE, YOU NEED LIKE THREE OF
THEM LIL SAUCES, AND THEY ONLY COME IN 1 A PACC)
4. A SMALL BAG OF BEEF JERKY
5. A FUN SIZE BAG OF CHEESE POPCORN

**INSTRUCTIONS**

BRAKE THE TOP RAMEN UP BY SLAMMING IT ON THE FLOOR TILL IT'S ALL THE WAY CRUNCHED, THEN POUR IT IN THE BAG OF CHEESE POPCORN. POUR YOUR BAG OF PORK SKINS IN WITH THE POPCORN AND RAMEN. TEAR UP THE BEEF JERKY TO SMALL SHREDDED PIECES AND PUT THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE REST. POUR BOILING WATER IN THE BAG, NOT TOO MUCH WATER, JUST ENOUGH TO SOAK IT ALL UP. LET IT SIT FOR 45 SEC. TEAR BAG DOWN THE SIDE AND OPEN UP ALL THE WAY, GET A FORK AND STIR, NOW CRUNCH UP THE HOT CHITOS AND POUR ON THE SPREAD. POUR THE LIL SAUCE PACCS FROM THE PORK SKINS ON THE SPREAD AND STIR UP.
NOW EAT THE BEST CONCOCTION THOUGHT OF!!!