Food white people like

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And I've had lengua too it's just got a really chewy texture, if they spice it up right it's not that bad either. I'm more of a Carnitas, Pastor or Asada type guy. And I'll fuck up some Tostadas de Ceviche
My friends family owned a Mexican restaurant I had him order for me and he was trying to scare me off with lengua but it was so good and not chewy at all. I think you just need to cook it perfectly or it will get tough.

And fuck meatloaf and salisbury steak but my mom is half Italian so she makes some good ass food.
 
Jan 16, 2006
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I agree with you with the exception of pizza. I stayed two weeks in Italy and every dish I had shit on anything out here that's considered "Italian" except pizza. I even had pizza on 4 or 5 different days at different places with different ingredients and was not impressed. It was disappointing, I expected the holy grail of pizza and was let down. Spaghetti was a different story tho, that shit was fucking delicious with goat cheese and garlic and a tall glass of Peroni.

I completely agree. When I was in Italy the pizza didnt impress me either...they may have invented it but it was perfected over here..

American Pizza>Italian Pizza...
 
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^^^ Goddam that that broad in your sig looks like a modern day Mary-Anne from Gilligans island but with even bigger tiddies. fap fap fap

Oh and I'm white and hate mayonnaise and meat loaf.
 
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wps - mueslix, granola, physiluim husk to keep them regular, bagels, spinach and artichoke dips.

"fuckin granola ass niggas" is what i used to call white people, lol.

a big one white people love is carmelized onions.

chicken picatta in white wine chardonnay sauce reduction.

any kind of food that has the word "napa" on it - white people eat that shit up. napa chicken spread that has chicken almonds and cranberries and celery with of course white peoples favorite food mayonnaise.

any kind of food that after they eat it, they come up with some fantabulous words to describe what they ate - that was "delish, delightful, wonderful" like the food was sent down to earth from the clouds.

anything with the word "organic"
basically anything that is froo froo aka light and fluffy.

white people like burritos, but it has to be california style burritos, not taqueria style burritos.

california style burritos are juicer, not as stuffed. a california burrito when you bite into it, you get juices running down the burrito and into your mouth, wtf.

whereas, taquiria style burritos are stuffed and filled and they are not juicy when you bite into them, the moisture you get form a taquaria style burrito is from the sour cream and the guacamole and taht is it and that is the way a REAL BURRITO should be.

white people love their fish tacos and the fish better be sustainable, not form a fish farm.

that and they love anything that is white. white drapes, white linens, things that are pure as snow and their baby soft asses. they are so fuckin fragile, you better be frank and to the point, no funny style shit.

and you wonder why white people become serial killers over time and not just mass murders on a one night killing spree. cuz they lead a near perect life in their near perfect world and if you fuck it up for them, then everybody dies one by one.

dont fuckin push white people to the edge.
 
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I agree..and IMO Chi-town pizza > any place I've ever been to
chicago deep dish pizza is not even considered pizza. let's call the deep dish for what it really is and that is LASAGNA.

i do love the deep dish pizzas, but a real pizza it is not.

you grab a slice of each a deep dish and a slice of ny style pizza. one of them will fill you up like a meal, like you ate LASAGNA, the other which is the true definition of pizza will have you nibbling for another slice.
 
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go to england for some wps, they put 'pork and beans' style beans on everything, i mean everything, on their breakfast, lunch and dinner.

vegemite and toast = wps.
 
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Fuck all that. We all know the food marty likes is semen so just GTFO
ohhhh, the creativity on the siccness has reached an all-time high on the siccness, what will the siccness breathern do next for thrills, lmao.

will it be semen on green eggs and ham.

semen on top of a rat chewing on a tic-tac, on top of a hat on a train track with a bitch that has a nice rack.

semen with a bloody mary, (what that doesn't sound right), errrmmm.

it seems like this word semen will never die down and who is gayer the person that first came up with it or the people who still come up with jokes about it?

like its fresh on their minds when they wake up on a saturday morning. as if they have been conditioned to think about semen. when the person they are attacking doesn't even have any thought about semen dealing with everyday normal life cuz their mind is on hustlin.

oh, but whatthey dont realize is the joke is not the joke of the topic semen, but the joke is on them, actual they are the joke, but it is too late for that since it is stuck in their heads forever and ever and ever.

what riveting tales will chaps on the siccness fondle our minds with next, tahhh ta-tah ta tahhh

tune in for another smashing tale of semen stuck on your mothers left eyebrow.
 
Feb 1, 2006
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roasted red pepper hummus on some bread is slappin
This! wps. my fellow oregonian-goon knows what white people eat. and I agree it is most definitely slappin.

if it was plain hummus it would be wps and mediterrenean people shit and middle eastern people shit, but with the crazy whole foods flavors = wps.

fuck it, in fact Whole Foods = food white people eat.
 
Aug 24, 2003
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#76
i agree meatloaf can be nasty but meatloaf can also be FUCKING BOMB!!

i dislike the meatloaf my grandma makes, she uses chopped up bell peppers and hella onions and rice and tries to sneak other vegetables in there, then tops it with ketchup... and its hella juicy. i love you grandma and ill shut up and eat it but.... some juicy vegetable meatloaf isnt the business. my friends mom makes some bomb ass meat loaf though! lol, she usually uses seasoned ground up chuck beef and will stuff it with stale bread and some egg, and tuck some cheese into little pockets she makes in the loaf, and tops it with bbq sauce, fuckin slap for real especially when it gets all super browned and kinda like a crust... id tear some of that up, tastes better than a burger
 
Feb 1, 2006
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#77
I wish I could give you even partial credit for this answer, but in fact the correct answer is CHICKEN STRIPS. White people in Louisiana love them some chicken strips. Lets get a box of 100 chicken strips with extra dipping sauce and go get wasted at the LSU tailgate breh.

http://www.raisingcanes.com/index.html

watch them try and sell chicken strips to black folks and fail and lol:

 
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#78
its like the opposite here at least with the ppl i know

most of my black friends would rather tear up some crispy chicken strips over traditional anyday. then again you're talking about "chicken fingers", chicken fingers and chicken strips are different.

chicken fingers are like fish sticks and chicken strips are like breaded fish filets
 
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hmm, well in the north-west there is a severe deficit of legit fried chicken places, so frozen chicken strips are usually the safer bet for everyone. But did you consider that perhaps the reason for that chicken strip-fried chicken situation is because there are so many white people in the demographics?



also, i dunno man, chicken strips and chicken fingers are pretty much the same thing, but i guess you have a point.