first thing u do after sex?

[NorthBay 415]

Roll over and pass out or roll over and have the bitch make me some food, then pass out

 

[Rossibreath]

THIS! I'm slightly OCD about some things...so I get right the fuck up and hit the faucet.

Props if your talkin bout washing yer dick in the sink. That's my move Haha

 

[Rossibreath]

Wash my dick in the Dink and puff a dirt Haha

 

[0594_1Q]

http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2008/08/Loudest-Orgasm-Ever.aspx

 

[lenbiasyayo]

wash my weiner in the sink then eat a turkey sandwhich and slam some h2o

 

[Rossibreath]

wash my weiner in the sink then eat a turkey sandwhich and slam some h2o

That's whats up my Eskimo brother

 

[JackArtist510]

take a long glorious piss as if i were an old man.

 

[MysticOracle]

take a long glorious piss as if i were an old man.

thats the truth...no marty shit...pissin with an erection is the worst...its easier just to jump in the shower than try to bend it lol

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

lesbiansyayo and jackartist nailed it. wash my dick off and take a long fucking piss. sometimes the pee feels better than the sex

 

[MysticOracle]

lesbiansyayo and jackartist nailed it. wash my dick off and take a long fucking piss. sometimes the pee feels better than the sex

only when it burns so much it tickles

 

[emma]

 

[emma]

 

[MysticOracle]

seriously though nobody had that them crazy broads talking about wantin babies so you add some tobasco or tapatio to the condom after your done so if she try anything funny...and if she do it burns the shit out of her insides to teach her lesson...ive had it happen one time...and she was mad at me because i didnt trust her lol

 

[Likwid]

^ Kinda dumb bitch puts red jizz up in her shit?

 

[BIGSBY]

Lmao i take a quick shower and feed the machine breh get reggggie for round two

 

[fillyacup]

so double post of emma walking out equals......................her walking back in?

 

[MysticOracle]

^ Kinda dumb bitch puts red jizz up in her shit?

you would be surprised what some broads will do...its happened to me...bitch wanted to have my babies and thank god i was listening to tom leykis on the radio then cause he saved my ass with that little hot sauce trick


no bullshit though i was chillin in bed and heard a scream from the bathroom...bitch emptied the contents into her vag and then had the nerve to get mad at me like i did something wrong...fuckin cunt tried to stick me with an abortion check

 

[Meta4iCAL]

usually I'm thinking of an excuse to leave, especially when the bitch wants to cuddle up and thinks I'm gonna stay the night

I hate sleeping with bitches... I sleep like shit. I swear when and if I get married I'm telling my wife we need separate beds... I need my space

although when I'm drunk sometimes right after sex I just knock the fuck out, then I wake up in the bitches bed like fuuuuu... I'm ready to get up, then the bitch starts playin with the cack and gives the morning boss... so you chill for another 20 minutes, bust in her mouf and bounce like deuces... go home and take a long ass shower

 

[timebomb]

Some of the posts in here are gayer than a lil b album title

 

[fillyacup]

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