I'm surprised this topic hasn't been started. Here's some to get it started.
Good luck chuck:
Stu - "I'd suck the fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit."
Stu - "I'll tell you what's not satisfying. Last night I masturbated into a grapefruit. I put it into a microwave and heated it up a little bit, which helped, but... still."
Step Brothers:
Nancy - "Dale, what do you do for a living?"
Dale - "I manage a baseball team."
Nancy - "Little league?"
Dale - "Fantasy league."
Entourage:
Gay Lloyd - "What are you hiding from me Ari?" Ari - "My dick and my ass!"
Eastbound and down:
Kenny Powers - "Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and right look you could be very striking."
Kenny Powers - "Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to hit ya with some truth!"
[Terrence Cutler: There's something you need to know, Kenny. You're not the only athlete here at Jeff Davis. I happen to be training for a Triathlon right now. Doin' a lot of running, and cycling, swimming. Well you know all about that.
Kenny Powers: No actually I don't. I play real SPORTS. Not try to be the best at exercising. ]
[Timid Kid: My dad said you ruined baseball.
Kenny Powers: You know what, I can already tell that I don't like you. And I'm probably not gonna like you no matter how many pull ups or pushups you do.
[to the class]. If anybody wants to pick on anybody in class...Aim for him, because I ain't watchin'. ]
[Girl P.E. Student #1: Is it true you were in jail?
Kenny Powers: No babe, rehab.
Girl P.E. Student #2: Did you hurt yourself?
Kenny Powers: No, I didn't hurt myself.
Girl P.E. Student #2: 'Cause Coach Booth said after his back surgery he has to go to rehab.
Kenny Powers: Oh okay. Yeah I hurt myself, I hurt my nose. ]
Good luck chuck:
Stu - "I'd suck the fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit."
Stu - "I'll tell you what's not satisfying. Last night I masturbated into a grapefruit. I put it into a microwave and heated it up a little bit, which helped, but... still."
Step Brothers:
Nancy - "Dale, what do you do for a living?"
Dale - "I manage a baseball team."
Nancy - "Little league?"
Dale - "Fantasy league."
Entourage:
Gay Lloyd - "What are you hiding from me Ari?" Ari - "My dick and my ass!"
Eastbound and down:
Kenny Powers - "Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and right look you could be very striking."
Kenny Powers - "Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to hit ya with some truth!"
[Terrence Cutler: There's something you need to know, Kenny. You're not the only athlete here at Jeff Davis. I happen to be training for a Triathlon right now. Doin' a lot of running, and cycling, swimming. Well you know all about that.
Kenny Powers: No actually I don't. I play real SPORTS. Not try to be the best at exercising. ]
[Timid Kid: My dad said you ruined baseball.
Kenny Powers: You know what, I can already tell that I don't like you. And I'm probably not gonna like you no matter how many pull ups or pushups you do.
[to the class]. If anybody wants to pick on anybody in class...Aim for him, because I ain't watchin'. ]
[Girl P.E. Student #1: Is it true you were in jail?
Kenny Powers: No babe, rehab.
Girl P.E. Student #2: Did you hurt yourself?
Kenny Powers: No, I didn't hurt myself.
Girl P.E. Student #2: 'Cause Coach Booth said after his back surgery he has to go to rehab.
Kenny Powers: Oh okay. Yeah I hurt myself, I hurt my nose. ]