What I wanna say to em....
I just wanna know who in the glorious fuck told you that you were cute...I just wanna know if your fat ass is on crack. Bitch, one size does NOT fit all! How many times do I have to go thru this with you thick ass, biscuit eatin, lardlickin' heffers...I said it once, I shouldn't have to say it again. Who told your ass you looked cute coming out the house wearing a fuckin tube top, with all your nasty ass, flubbery stomachs oozing out, gasping for air, begging to breath. Who in the hot hell told you that if you weigh 300lbs, that shopping at Contempo Casuals was the "in thing" for you? I am sickened by your body. I am disgusted. I am going to lose my lunch, my dinner from last nite, and my fucking mind...put something on gotdammit! I'm being rude, you say? Well fuck you, you were the rude one, coming out, exposing all your cellulite to the world, making us wanna go on a diet FOR YOU! You nasty bitch. You Jenny Jones, Ricki Lake, I need a makeover bitch. You trailor park princess, you ghetto ass project chick with a gold toofus. You are ruthless. You make me want to fuckin puke! Put some goddamn clothes on! Cover up your nasty ass body bitch, your clothes have stretch marks, your clothes are talking to you, they're screaming "Bitch! I can't fuckin breathe! Somebody help me!!" They are begging and screaming for dear life. Yea that's them talking, NOT your stomachs saying "Feed me", you fuckin Little Shop of Horror bitch, you eat more than the fuckin plant from outer space! Spandex aint your friend. Hell, neither are those biscuits you're poppin like tic-tacs. Go on a fuckin Subway Diet you nasty piece of shit. You fuckin look like Jabba The Hut. I hate bitches like you. You give fat folks a bad name, coming out the house wearing shit that wasn't made for your swollen bellied, pork rind eatin ass. You eat mayo out the jar like it was icing on the cake. I hate you bitches. Starving children look at your ass and start crying, wishing they could fuckin BITE one of your thighs! You are a greedy and selfish bitch. No respect for US or yourself! Who the fuck wants to see your large inflated donker booty falling all out your clothes like that? What the fuck were you thinking when you put that shit on, did you NOT think that we'd notice that you look like you're pregnant with a fuckin African village? Cover yourself up, you nasty greasy snacking on butter sticks because its your hobby hoodratt! I am screaming on the inside, I so badly wanna run up to you and smack the shit outta one of your chins and tell you to go back in the house and put some fuckin clothes on. You bring your heavy ass to the club and have the NERVE to get on stage, and I use the term lightly, back your THING UP? WHAT THE FUCK? Oh HELL no!! You earthquake shakin' hobag. Isn't that the same fuckin dress I have on?? I wear a size 6, you're a size 46!!! What the fuck?? How long did it take your ass to put that shit on?? 2 days, I bet. You were strugglin like shit, weren't you? Serves you right for thinking your oversized ass looked cute in a miniskirt you nasty oily bitch. Everybody sees you and they're too fuckin scared to say shit, or they don't wanna hurt the fat chicks feelings..well fuck THAT! I'm telling you right muthafuckin now that you're a nasty piece of lard and you need to stop wearing shit thats not made for your elephant thighs. I don't wanna see that shit!! Nobody wants to fuckin see that nasty shit!! Fuck you, I don't care if you get your feelings hurt. You hurt MY fuckin feelins, fuckin with my vision like that. Destroying MY appetite, making ME wanna throw up! Fuck you with a sick dick. You are nasty, you are trife, and I'm leaving you alone cuz you're lookin at me like I'm a porkchop sammich...
Does anybody feel me?
I just wanna know who in the glorious fuck told you that you were cute...I just wanna know if your fat ass is on crack. Bitch, one size does NOT fit all! How many times do I have to go thru this with you thick ass, biscuit eatin, lardlickin' heffers...I said it once, I shouldn't have to say it again. Who told your ass you looked cute coming out the house wearing a fuckin tube top, with all your nasty ass, flubbery stomachs oozing out, gasping for air, begging to breath. Who in the hot hell told you that if you weigh 300lbs, that shopping at Contempo Casuals was the "in thing" for you? I am sickened by your body. I am disgusted. I am going to lose my lunch, my dinner from last nite, and my fucking mind...put something on gotdammit! I'm being rude, you say? Well fuck you, you were the rude one, coming out, exposing all your cellulite to the world, making us wanna go on a diet FOR YOU! You nasty bitch. You Jenny Jones, Ricki Lake, I need a makeover bitch. You trailor park princess, you ghetto ass project chick with a gold toofus. You are ruthless. You make me want to fuckin puke! Put some goddamn clothes on! Cover up your nasty ass body bitch, your clothes have stretch marks, your clothes are talking to you, they're screaming "Bitch! I can't fuckin breathe! Somebody help me!!" They are begging and screaming for dear life. Yea that's them talking, NOT your stomachs saying "Feed me", you fuckin Little Shop of Horror bitch, you eat more than the fuckin plant from outer space! Spandex aint your friend. Hell, neither are those biscuits you're poppin like tic-tacs. Go on a fuckin Subway Diet you nasty piece of shit. You fuckin look like Jabba The Hut. I hate bitches like you. You give fat folks a bad name, coming out the house wearing shit that wasn't made for your swollen bellied, pork rind eatin ass. You eat mayo out the jar like it was icing on the cake. I hate you bitches. Starving children look at your ass and start crying, wishing they could fuckin BITE one of your thighs! You are a greedy and selfish bitch. No respect for US or yourself! Who the fuck wants to see your large inflated donker booty falling all out your clothes like that? What the fuck were you thinking when you put that shit on, did you NOT think that we'd notice that you look like you're pregnant with a fuckin African village? Cover yourself up, you nasty greasy snacking on butter sticks because its your hobby hoodratt! I am screaming on the inside, I so badly wanna run up to you and smack the shit outta one of your chins and tell you to go back in the house and put some fuckin clothes on. You bring your heavy ass to the club and have the NERVE to get on stage, and I use the term lightly, back your THING UP? WHAT THE FUCK? Oh HELL no!! You earthquake shakin' hobag. Isn't that the same fuckin dress I have on?? I wear a size 6, you're a size 46!!! What the fuck?? How long did it take your ass to put that shit on?? 2 days, I bet. You were strugglin like shit, weren't you? Serves you right for thinking your oversized ass looked cute in a miniskirt you nasty oily bitch. Everybody sees you and they're too fuckin scared to say shit, or they don't wanna hurt the fat chicks feelings..well fuck THAT! I'm telling you right muthafuckin now that you're a nasty piece of lard and you need to stop wearing shit thats not made for your elephant thighs. I don't wanna see that shit!! Nobody wants to fuckin see that nasty shit!! Fuck you, I don't care if you get your feelings hurt. You hurt MY fuckin feelins, fuckin with my vision like that. Destroying MY appetite, making ME wanna throw up! Fuck you with a sick dick. You are nasty, you are trife, and I'm leaving you alone cuz you're lookin at me like I'm a porkchop sammich...
Does anybody feel me?