Just curious what people have said to their bosses so they didn't have to go to work, or so they could show up late. I've used A LOT due to my drunkenness and inability to wake up on time, or be in a decent mindset to actually go in to work. Few example I've used:
"My cousin left her husband and I need to help her move her shit out of the house"
"My car won't start" Which was a little tough to explain since I have a new car.
"I found a pizza in the day room and I ate it, I've been up all night throwing up" (back when I was in the dorms)
"The power went out, so my alarm clock reset"
"Oh shit, I thought I was off today"
There's a ton more but towards the end of my Active Duty military career, after a shit ton of lousy excuses and threats to kick me out if I was late again I had to pull out the big guns. So one night I went out drinking and don't get home till like 3 am, and I was supposed to be at work at 7am but unfortunately I didn't wake up till almost 11. So I come in to work and pull my supervisor aside and tell him I was raped the week before and I just couldn't handle it so I had been out the whole morning talking to my dad about the situation and trying to get myself under control so I wouldn't go insane.....Yeah, he knew it was bull shit but there really wasn't shit he could say. Like I said in the other thread, in the military they have to take rape very serious. lol Damn I'm such a dirt bag.
What else have you guys got?
"My cousin left her husband and I need to help her move her shit out of the house"
"My car won't start" Which was a little tough to explain since I have a new car.
"I found a pizza in the day room and I ate it, I've been up all night throwing up" (back when I was in the dorms)
"The power went out, so my alarm clock reset"
"Oh shit, I thought I was off today"
There's a ton more but towards the end of my Active Duty military career, after a shit ton of lousy excuses and threats to kick me out if I was late again I had to pull out the big guns. So one night I went out drinking and don't get home till like 3 am, and I was supposed to be at work at 7am but unfortunately I didn't wake up till almost 11. So I come in to work and pull my supervisor aside and tell him I was raped the week before and I just couldn't handle it so I had been out the whole morning talking to my dad about the situation and trying to get myself under control so I wouldn't go insane.....Yeah, he knew it was bull shit but there really wasn't shit he could say. Like I said in the other thread, in the military they have to take rape very serious. lol Damn I'm such a dirt bag.
What else have you guys got?
