EX-FIANCE'S SHOCKING CLAIM!! COMEDIAN MO'NIQUE WAS A COCAINE DEALER

[fillyacup]

off tops, dome. that is all

 

[Gemini]

Every damn one of them.....

LOL!!!!

 

[Gas One]

you know what i always noticed that about her though? she always be lookin shady with her eyebrows lookin like the grinch that stole xmas after he jacked them kids toys.

sometimes id watch moesha (or is it the carters? all these D-list channel black shows are the same to me.) and shed seem higher than me, real talk

i fuckin hate that show

i knew somethin was up, and she look like a pothead
a fat ass tubby pothead

aint nothin worse than a fat black pothead woman that does coke

except for a puerto rican one

i bet she suck a mean dick though, is that fucked up to say?

 

[TaxMan]

and she might not be funny to yall cuz ur not black , just a thought...

i was told the reason i dont care for movies like meet the fockers or movies like superbad and talladega nights , chuck and larry and the rest of the dumb shit that came out in 07 is because i dont find white people or "white humor" funny....at all

Maybe.

 

[Gas One]

moniques eyes are far apart.

shes like a african american hammerhead shark.

roamin' in some water with cocaine in it.

she lightweight looks like some sort of dinosaur in the pic above

 

[DankedOut707]

I CAN HONESTLY SAY, I WOULD NOT HIT THAT

 

[Gas One]

i would hit for a sum of 7 million dollars in cash and a BBQ sandwich made by her

id also need a napkin for said BBQ

what if we found out monique was 120 pounds and carrying a fake body suit with several kilos a day

she bought that suit from nutty professor with weed money

 

[kayvee]

^ LOL

~k.

 

[saladbowlking]

SHES PROBABLY THE TYPE TO SLAP MAYO ON THE DONKEY BEFORE GIVIN NOGGIN.......

 

[MIKO408]

How many of you would hit it?

u know you would

 

[Jae iLL]

I am supposing her crevasse is a lot darker then the rest of her body & has the strong scent of way too much perfume & fish.

If she don't have her shit waxed, she got razor bumps, with slight amounts of pubies coming out on some "I cant shave it all the time" type shit.

Her legs & asscheeks probably look like she been in a gunfight & got caught with hella buckshot from a gauge.

If she gave you head, there is a 50 / 50 chance she will eat your dick,....for good....never coming back.

I bet she'd snort all your coke, smoke all your dank then sit on you til you suffocate.

haha goddamnn foo, when you put it like that..

 

[Gas One]

shea, i really dont wanna know why you know all that.

you took a wrong turn in life at some point.

shea tattooed himself to remove the eternal burn from the 700 pound chick he knocked off that felt him up the whole time

 

[PsyDaL]

Dude is mad cause his meal ticket moved on....

She hosted a AVN award some few years back. Some dumb porno star told some whack joke n Monique dogged her and told her to keep suckin dick and let her tell the jokes....

 

[Gas One]

^ lol

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

You know its reliable when it comes from:

The National Enquirer

Use your head, people.

 

[Pak Dan]

She said if I ever told anyone about her lifestyle, she'd hire someone to kill me.

haha gangsta!

 

[BAMMER]

im a skinny whiteboy & ive dealt coke & weed

There's no weight requirements,or affirmitive action involved.Is there like an official look for a coke/weed dealer or some shit...lmao

 

[Stalka All Day]

That 2nd chin is looking quite delicious though. Look how cute it is when it's tucked beneath the 1st chin. I see you 2nd chin. It looks like 2 smiles in 1. Eat your hearts out skinny girls. :cheeky:

:dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:
LMAO

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

IHer legs & asscheeks probably look like she been in a gunfight & got caught with hella buckshot from a gauge.

God damn I forgot how much I missed that after buckshot look. Especially when they got that patented stomache pussy up front.

Oh man I am going to the buffet tonight :lick:

 

[Solitary 1]

...ruuude.. what about her INNER BEAUTY Sol... hmmm..? ...




:knockout:

WHAT ABOUT IT? SHE SOUNDS LIKE A DEGENERATE. PLUS, SHE'S OBNOXIOUS AS HELL.