Ever fucked a girl off the net?

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Aug 14, 2003
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MeloTrauma said:
Well it was going good until I finally dropped my pants and Footah's clit was more hung than I was. Then you guys started to 69 and carrying on like I wasn't even there. So I went to the kitchen and made a ham sandwich. When I came back into the room, the two of you wanted a bite of my sandwich. But I said no and sat there butt naked while the two of you got dressed and exited the room. I finished the sandwich and jerked off to Topenga from Boy Meets World.
LOL!
 

SLY

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mrmafioso04 said:
hell no im not on the internet trying to meet these hoes! thats some loser shit!
Loser shit? aint no one saying meet a gf on the net, i said fucking hoes.... pussy is pussy if its online/offline. I do find that bitches who be up ONLINE are a little out there, tells u something about em if they need attention on a website/chat room.

But itz nothin, i hate meeting females online cuz its too impersonable for me... i like face 2 face, i dunno tho... everyones different.
 
Jun 27, 2002
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lol...man internet and chat line females is always kinda questionable....but i def met some freaks up off aol back in the days (the shit was too easy...i'd set time limits to get em to come over.."she gonna be here in 4 hours or less...watch"...end up having like 3 broads to choose from , yahoo...and them damn chat lines....every broad i met on chat lines though was always a little crazy, always had me like "what the fuck is up wit this broad"

shit was always entertaining though, i know if i was kickin wit a online bitch it was gonna be a trip...i'd end up just gettin shitfaced and havin a good time....laughin the next day after i drop her ass off at bart and go back at look at the webcam video..lmao...damn that shit was fun at the time....

damn now i wouldnt even consider fuckin wit them....lmao....well....maybe if there was drought jumpin off ...

lmao

damn i could still remember a few screen names....its funny when you fuck wit the broad and all along you never knew her real name....there was one bitch her screen name was Shorty and i knew her for like a year...never knew her real name, never had her phone number...ran through her and passed her on....She was a fuckin head trip, but an interesting female to talk too....


i vow if i ever become a father that my daughter will NOT be chattin online....in fact she wont have a computer....when she turns 3 im sending her to a convent in Rome to study to become the first female pope....
 
Apr 25, 2002
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mustynutz said:
i vow if i ever become a father that my daughter will NOT be chattin online....in fact she wont have a computer....when she turns 3 im sending her to a convent in Rome to study to become the first female pope....

AMEN
 
May 4, 2002
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Originally Posted by mrmafioso04
hell no im not on the internet trying to meet these hoes! thats some loser shit!

haha but u posting talkin to a buncha dudes........ damn j/c homie
 
May 6, 2002
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Bad Experiences

1) Girl was NOT waht she said she looked like AT ALL. My dumbass believed it. "People say I look like J-Lo, but with shorter hair". Im not going to describe her, but she's nasty. She came over, and I had to make it worth while...all that typing couldn't go to waist.

2) This girl was fine, BUT she was very suicidal. If she only takes pic with a beanie and tons of braceletts...take into consideration that her head is shaved and her wrists are all sliced up. Once again...couldn't let all that typing go to waist :)
 

Dana Dane

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714KaliHydro said:
Bad Experiences

1) Girl was NOT waht she said she looked like AT ALL. My dumbass believed it. "People say I look like J-Lo, but with shorter hair". Im not going to describe her, but she's nasty. She came over, and I had to make it worth while...all that typing couldn't go to waist.
LOL...said she looked like Jennifer Lopez and came over lookin like George Lopez! I LOVE IT!
 
Jun 27, 2002
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yeah i met a broad that liked to be slapped and called a whore during sex....and were not talkin little slaps she wanted a nigga to backhand her.....

and the partyline broad wanted to me to rape her....all i could think of was how i was going to explain it to the cops if they showed up..she was twisted man..i had hella scrapes and bruises for days after....people askin if i got into a fight....man i was nervous for about a week cause she didnt call me for a while and i was thinkin she was trippin....man i was like a crackhead lookin out the window every 20 minutes checkin for police....
 
Dec 11, 2002
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714KaliHydro said:
2) This girl was fine, BUT she was very suicidal. If she only takes pic with a beanie and tons of braceletts...take into consideration that her head is shaved and her wrists are all sliced up. Once again...couldn't let all that typing go to waist :)




...LOL!! .... couldnt let all that typin' go to waste..... funny shit..
 
Jul 20, 2002
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Mr Arson said:
damn, you have lived my life............
you know what I;m saying. None of those broads were fat or ugly at all man. I don't know what it was. I was hitting up yahoo personals back in the day before they made it so you had to pay....Blackplanet, Blackvoices, netnoir you name it, I was there and internet pimpin. I even made a song about it.