Ever Been Caught Looking @ Porn By Your Parents?
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i was in bed and i had just started watching it on tv..and my dad walks in but he doesnt notice it at first...then we r talking and stuff and im tryin to keep the conversation going so he doesnt see and then he looks and then turns to leave like he didnt just see some azn chick gettin fucked...then he comes back in and looks at the tv and he was all "what are you doing watching lil titty porn"
hahaha shit. i was checkin out sum beezys online the other day. i went to take a shower and i left this pic of this bomb ass mexican bitch spread eagle on the screen. im in the shower and my mom goes "imma go grab the phone". i didnt know i left it up. so i get out. she didnt say shit. i walk up in my room and blaadow!!!! the bitch is on the screen. moms aint say shit but it was pretty hard to not notice it. hahah dont bother me though. im outta here in a few weeks. lol.
haha I got caught, wayyyy before the internet, my brother had some program with a bunch of pictures of some bitches naked, like I said this was wayyyyy back in the day, so everytime I clicked on a different picture it would make a loud beep. My mom came in and caught me(I wasnt jacking off). Haha I told her it was some porn game that my brother had, I told her I would delete it, never did.
Another time me and my boy were watching Porkys, my friends mom and her friend insisted on watching it with us, shit was hella embarassing when your 15 trying to look at titties and your friends mom is making comments laughing with her friend.
Another time I almost got caught beating it, but I heard my roomates girlfriend before she could see. I didnt have time to put it back in, so I just had to throw my shirt over my junk, of couse she felt it was necessary to talk to me for 10 minutes, god I was just like GO AWAY. I dont think she knew, but I was hella embarassed. hahaha
Another time me and my boy were watching Porkys, my friends mom and her friend insisted on watching it with us, shit was hella embarassing when your 15 trying to look at titties and your friends mom is making comments laughing with her friend.
Another time I almost got caught beating it, but I heard my roomates girlfriend before she could see. I didnt have time to put it back in, so I just had to throw my shirt over my junk, of couse she felt it was necessary to talk to me for 10 minutes, god I was just like GO AWAY. I dont think she knew, but I was hella embarassed. hahaha
One time I was looking at porn on my laptop and I fell asleep. While I was sleeping the battery died in my laptop, so it turned off while it was still on the porn page. A couple hours later, my grandmother wanted me to help her write an email, so I plugged the laptop into the wall and as soon as I powered it on, it went back to that porn page. I had no idea it would do that. Needless to say, there was an awkward silence between me and grandma as I was fumbling around with the mouse trying to close the page.
never got caught looking at porn. but i did get caught in a weird situation by my dad a long time ago...
back when i was 17, my lady came over with a friend in the middle of the night (around 3am) while my parents were still asleep. so i had my lady's homegirl watch tv while me and my lady were fuckin butt-naked on the couch in the next room where it was dark as hell; this was right across from where my parents' room was (my parents never get up early so i wasnt really trippin about gettin caught)
at this time, my house only had one phone...which was in the kitchen. and the kitchen is between the room where my ladys homegirl was and the room where me and my lady was hittin it. and so while me and my lady were hittin it...the fuckin phone rings and i get up FAST to go pick it up before one of my parents wake up. i picked it up after the 2nd ring and hung up to go put my clothes back on. right after i hung up...i hear my parents door open and hear my dad comin.
while my dad was coming out of his room, my lady hid behind the couch before he could see her (which he never did thank god)
and so remember, i dont have any clothes on....and i didnt want my dad to see me standing in the kitchen butt booty naked. so i run to the room where my lady's homegirl was watching tv to make it look like i was just chillin with a friend.
from the kitchen, you cant see whos sitting at the couch...you can only see the back of peoples heads. so i thought everything was gonna be cool cuz my dad stopped at the kitchen where he cant see me naked n shit. my dad asked who called and started to walk back to his room...BUT...as he was about to leave he notices my lady's homegirl sitting right next to me. my dad asked who it was and i told him that she was a friend from school.
and then my dad decides to come and meet her and walks next to the couch. my dad sees me butt-naked while my ladys homegirl was fully dressed. my dad stopped and stood there all quiet with a confused look on his face like "what the fuck is going on AND what the fuck are you doing naked while she is still fully dressed?" he didnt say that but by the look of his face...i know thats exactly what he was thinking hahaha
my dad just told us that it was late and that she should go home. hahah my dad went back to sleep and never brought that day up again.
back when i was 17, my lady came over with a friend in the middle of the night (around 3am) while my parents were still asleep. so i had my lady's homegirl watch tv while me and my lady were fuckin butt-naked on the couch in the next room where it was dark as hell; this was right across from where my parents' room was (my parents never get up early so i wasnt really trippin about gettin caught)
at this time, my house only had one phone...which was in the kitchen. and the kitchen is between the room where my ladys homegirl was and the room where me and my lady was hittin it. and so while me and my lady were hittin it...the fuckin phone rings and i get up FAST to go pick it up before one of my parents wake up. i picked it up after the 2nd ring and hung up to go put my clothes back on. right after i hung up...i hear my parents door open and hear my dad comin.
while my dad was coming out of his room, my lady hid behind the couch before he could see her (which he never did thank god)
and so remember, i dont have any clothes on....and i didnt want my dad to see me standing in the kitchen butt booty naked. so i run to the room where my lady's homegirl was watching tv to make it look like i was just chillin with a friend.
from the kitchen, you cant see whos sitting at the couch...you can only see the back of peoples heads. so i thought everything was gonna be cool cuz my dad stopped at the kitchen where he cant see me naked n shit. my dad asked who called and started to walk back to his room...BUT...as he was about to leave he notices my lady's homegirl sitting right next to me. my dad asked who it was and i told him that she was a friend from school.
and then my dad decides to come and meet her and walks next to the couch. my dad sees me butt-naked while my ladys homegirl was fully dressed. my dad stopped and stood there all quiet with a confused look on his face like "what the fuck is going on AND what the fuck are you doing naked while she is still fully dressed?" he didnt say that but by the look of his face...i know thats exactly what he was thinking hahaha
my dad just told us that it was late and that she should go home. hahah my dad went back to sleep and never brought that day up again.
nah, never got caught.
my homeboy did tho, this was back when we were hella young. Think, Sega CD. Night trap. mario kart tournaments. faces of death, which the homies parents had to rent and let us watch without our parents knowing.
well anyways the parents went out for the night and left us...so we were all spread outthroughout the house sleeping and one lucky person got the parents bedroom with the tv and the waterbed.
well, the dad worked for the cable company so they had all the channels, and channel 99 was porn...which they had in the parents room.
well its like 3am or some shit and were all asleep except for him. apparently he was up spanking it like a madman in his homeboy's parents waterbed.
well the parents didnt wanna wake us up so they came in the house quietly. got past us, opened the door to their room.
you know how you cant like make quick moves on waterbeds because the water shifts to one side? well basically.....yeah. they turned on the light to the room which was next to the door, he got caught, no blanket over him, couldnt even get to the remote.
they called his mom and sent him home at like 4am. we were all confused why that was happening. plus his parents were super religious so he couldnt come outside and kick it for a month or some shit.
on another side of this, we slept over his house and his dad was fucking the SHIT out of his mom in the next room for a good 30 minutes while we just sat there, horrified..watching jesus on a cross jump up and down on the wall.
no wonder i'm not religious..
sorry, josh. but theyre good stories.
oh and once we got a hold of this cats phone number in an AOL chat room and called his mom up..and someome masturbated with his mom on the phone and she didnt hang up during this all, and it got recorded...so basically he got clowned for years because his mom got exposed as a phone slut.
my homeboy did tho, this was back when we were hella young. Think, Sega CD. Night trap. mario kart tournaments. faces of death, which the homies parents had to rent and let us watch without our parents knowing.
well anyways the parents went out for the night and left us...so we were all spread outthroughout the house sleeping and one lucky person got the parents bedroom with the tv and the waterbed.
well, the dad worked for the cable company so they had all the channels, and channel 99 was porn...which they had in the parents room.
well its like 3am or some shit and were all asleep except for him. apparently he was up spanking it like a madman in his homeboy's parents waterbed.
well the parents didnt wanna wake us up so they came in the house quietly. got past us, opened the door to their room.
you know how you cant like make quick moves on waterbeds because the water shifts to one side? well basically.....yeah. they turned on the light to the room which was next to the door, he got caught, no blanket over him, couldnt even get to the remote.
they called his mom and sent him home at like 4am. we were all confused why that was happening. plus his parents were super religious so he couldnt come outside and kick it for a month or some shit.
on another side of this, we slept over his house and his dad was fucking the SHIT out of his mom in the next room for a good 30 minutes while we just sat there, horrified..watching jesus on a cross jump up and down on the wall.
no wonder i'm not religious..
sorry, josh. but theyre good stories.
oh and once we got a hold of this cats phone number in an AOL chat room and called his mom up..and someome masturbated with his mom on the phone and she didnt hang up during this all, and it got recorded...so basically he got clowned for years because his mom got exposed as a phone slut.
I got caught hella bad.
My fam came hom from a vacation and my girl was over suckin my dick in my room.
Soon as I heard the family, I jumped up hella quick, got my pants on socks, shirt, etc. Didnt put on shoes cause i was just kickin it in the house.
Anyways I came walkin down the hall from my room like "wassup people", and my dad and my moms friend are unloading shit in our house. I turn the corner and Say Hi to them, and they just stop in their tracks.
My moms friend blushes bad, like beet red. My dad is like check your shorts man.
My pants was unzipped all the way down, no drawers, and my shit was just hangin out the front like "whats crackin". I got dressed hella quick and wasnt payin good enough attention to zip up my pants, which coulda also been a bad thing. So that was all bad.
Even worse was I had just started goin out with that girl and she came walkin down the hall tryna be cool but she looked at us and realized some shit was wrong.
My pops was a sav tho he was just like eyyy whats up how you doin! lmao
Dads are the shit because they will not bust you out for gettin some pussy. A few months later that same woman, my dad, and I were kickin it at my house (mom had stepped out for a few) and he made a comment like "Good thing you covered up the ladykiller today". I dont think either one told my mom about it..cause my mom was hella nice to my girl after that. If she woulda known about she woulda politely been rude as fuck.
My fam came hom from a vacation and my girl was over suckin my dick in my room.
Soon as I heard the family, I jumped up hella quick, got my pants on socks, shirt, etc. Didnt put on shoes cause i was just kickin it in the house.
Anyways I came walkin down the hall from my room like "wassup people", and my dad and my moms friend are unloading shit in our house. I turn the corner and Say Hi to them, and they just stop in their tracks.
My moms friend blushes bad, like beet red. My dad is like check your shorts man.
My pants was unzipped all the way down, no drawers, and my shit was just hangin out the front like "whats crackin". I got dressed hella quick and wasnt payin good enough attention to zip up my pants, which coulda also been a bad thing. So that was all bad.
Even worse was I had just started goin out with that girl and she came walkin down the hall tryna be cool but she looked at us and realized some shit was wrong.
My pops was a sav tho he was just like eyyy whats up how you doin! lmao
Dads are the shit because they will not bust you out for gettin some pussy. A few months later that same woman, my dad, and I were kickin it at my house (mom had stepped out for a few) and he made a comment like "Good thing you covered up the ladykiller today". I dont think either one told my mom about it..cause my mom was hella nice to my girl after that. If she woulda known about she woulda politely been rude as fuck.