Nigga(Black Man) get your Qualifications up Before You speak on Me(Please type up your resume so that I can hire you into my cool group)...It's Simple(Its easy)....I'm Way Too Serious Prics(Iam really concerned about how much to charge for some of my lyrical rap tracks) ..pause(hold on a sec Sponge Bob is on)...Then Pause Twice(Because there is two episodes on so I will type in a second)...Now realise you a B-Ball playin' ass Muh fuca(You like basketball so do i thats fabolous) Only shot's fired on the net and shit(You cant make a basket can you here I will show you how to get the balll into the net sir)...I'm way to serious dogg( Imean it that I can help you with you basketball game kind sir)...This Ducc speaks of Ridin'(This person speaks of getting in his car and hanging out with me, yeah a friend)...Pric(dorkface) I'll come to your faggot town(It was a joke because I like you so I say that as a joke) and Cut your air supply( Dont make me remove your air conditioner buddy, hahah a joke between friends) off like when Carter got Hurt in Toronto ducc( Carter received quite the injury in Toronto buddy)...Nigga I'm Un-Seen(Black Man you cant see me because I hid in the bushes for a practical joke buddy)...I don't even be on here like that(I dontmean to be so angry so will you accept my apologies).....But it always has me laughin'(Its comedy time for duecy) to see the same Duccs that walk the Bloc(To see those cute Ducks walking across the road) with Pads between there legs are the Ones Doin' The Chirpin'(my mom is on her period and she gets angry sometimes when I dont drive her to the laundrymat to do my pissy blanket)....Nigga(Blackman) What you know about been takin' Hostage(I was talked into this long conversation by this girl and you know I dont like girls Jeez guys, its rough being duece)..Niggas(Blackmens) with 9's to your knee caps(she tried to shoot me with a water gun and it got on my abercrombie and fitch pants where i had a cool looking grass stain there).. Get Dressed Hooker( I like it when my friends dress like TJ hooker)...
Im Way too Serious with these Cats man( I think that cats need to use the litter box and not my bed)....
......Your Father( Could you give me his number)....
Robin Banks(My drag name is Robin).....Youngest In Charge( I run the coatcheck at the gaybar I work at)...