drunk sick
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ive blacked out too many times...the worst time was when i was probably about 16 or 17...drank like 10 keg cups of sierra nevada and started drinking some vodka i think..than someone brought out a hookah and i started hitting that...next thing i know i was at my friends house smokin backwoods and drinkin henieken...i was so fucked up i couldnt even sit up straight...just kept fallin over...so i attempt to walk home and end up passin out on my friends lawn in front of his house...i literally made it like four steps outta the house and ate shit and just passed out. next thing i know, he is wakin me up by squirting me with the water hose..that was a crazy night.
hmmm where do I start but I wont count all the times just some...in freshman year I drank 3 Old E 40's and I was skinny as fuck..still am..puked everywhere and another time I split an 18 pack and a bottle of wine with a friend, then took 5 (549)loratabs and a half a bottle of tuss..that was probably the most fuck up I ever been. didnt puke just passed out..went home the next morning and get this my mom fuckin read this off my face that these two girls wrote. ALLYSON AND SASHA WERE HERE...PASSED THE FUCK OUT. hhahaha
New Years 2002. . .
woke up at 4:30 pm after partyin the night before, neglected to eat anything and decided to just hop in the shower and get ready for this party i was supposed to be at. Smoke a blunt after i got out of the shower, and decided to take a couple shots of black velvet before i show up. get there, realize i havent eaten anything but they only had some popcorn out, i eat a couple handfulls expecting to be OK with just that until i can get to a jack n the box or some shit. next thing i know, im takin shots of tequila and canadian whiskey...15 minutes and 9 shots later im sittin on a couch tryin to play tony hawk pro skater on this 60 inch big screen. alls i remember is throwing up all over this girls floor, her porch, her back yard, her front yard, and alley. after the first three bouts of puking, it was all dry heaving from there. It was only the third time id even touched alcohol (i only smoked weed) and i had no idea about limits or drinking water after i puke. I felt like ABSOLUTE SHIT for 3 days, i could only handle a couple bites of food at a time. ive never had the spins as bad as i did that night. that was the LAST time i ever got that drunk.
woke up at 4:30 pm after partyin the night before, neglected to eat anything and decided to just hop in the shower and get ready for this party i was supposed to be at. Smoke a blunt after i got out of the shower, and decided to take a couple shots of black velvet before i show up. get there, realize i havent eaten anything but they only had some popcorn out, i eat a couple handfulls expecting to be OK with just that until i can get to a jack n the box or some shit. next thing i know, im takin shots of tequila and canadian whiskey...15 minutes and 9 shots later im sittin on a couch tryin to play tony hawk pro skater on this 60 inch big screen. alls i remember is throwing up all over this girls floor, her porch, her back yard, her front yard, and alley. after the first three bouts of puking, it was all dry heaving from there. It was only the third time id even touched alcohol (i only smoked weed) and i had no idea about limits or drinking water after i puke. I felt like ABSOLUTE SHIT for 3 days, i could only handle a couple bites of food at a time. ive never had the spins as bad as i did that night. that was the LAST time i ever got that drunk.
the most drunk i've been was at my cousins birthday party over a year ago... i done drank way too much captain morgans and ended up feeling like shit
which lead me to believe that getting drunk is overrated
but after an hour, i smoked some cali mist... the fucked up headache i had didn't stand a chance
which lead me to believe that getting drunk is overrated
but after an hour, i smoked some cali mist... the fucked up headache i had didn't stand a chance
got drunk, got in my car, and crashed into a bunch of shit. flattened two of my tires, fucked up my hood, and broke off a side mirror. luckily it was late night and no other cars were on the road. if a cop would've seen me driving it would have been a done deal for me. remember kids, friends dont let friends drive drunk.
alright, long story short, and i'm not lying.
im at my girlfriends birthday party.
3 yagermisters, 3 shots of captian morgan, 3 beers, a malibu rum/oj, a screwdriver, a vodka &redbull, a vodka/cranberry juice, 2 shots of vodka with dr. skipper as a chaser (nasty), and a black russian (whatever that is, i just drank it). o yea and some tequilla
Things I Remember: jumping and almost falling off a trampoline, jumping and hitting my head on a short doorway, playing air hockey and falling into firewood, eating a whole lot of chips with guacamole.
Things I Dont Remember: my girlfreinds mom hitting me on the head with a newspaper, because i was grabbing at her daughter, yelling "MIKE JONES" like ten times, throwing cheesecake at my girlfriend, and worst of all: grabbing my girlfriend's best freind's titties right in front of both of them.
i had blacked out for like a hour or two, i felt just hazy the next day, but i never barfed, never have.
im at my girlfriends birthday party.
3 yagermisters, 3 shots of captian morgan, 3 beers, a malibu rum/oj, a screwdriver, a vodka &redbull, a vodka/cranberry juice, 2 shots of vodka with dr. skipper as a chaser (nasty), and a black russian (whatever that is, i just drank it). o yea and some tequilla
Things I Remember: jumping and almost falling off a trampoline, jumping and hitting my head on a short doorway, playing air hockey and falling into firewood, eating a whole lot of chips with guacamole.
Things I Dont Remember: my girlfreinds mom hitting me on the head with a newspaper, because i was grabbing at her daughter, yelling "MIKE JONES" like ten times, throwing cheesecake at my girlfriend, and worst of all: grabbing my girlfriend's best freind's titties right in front of both of them.
i had blacked out for like a hour or two, i felt just hazy the next day, but i never barfed, never have.
but this is the 2nd most fucked up ive ever been, look at post 54
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