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So Im about to get this job & may have to take a drug test. I smoke weed all day everyday...How can I pass the test ? (without quiting)
 
Apr 16, 2003
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LMFAO you're either living with your parents and don't really need the money or you're fucking retarded. Is it that hard to quit for a lil while to clean out your system?
 

Gas One

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http://www.siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=3152


PS: I failed my drug test with a detox drink that had a 300% back guaruntee.

and i did everything it said, not only that i was sober an extra week

i failed that test so bad the dude on the phone even rubbed it in

on some "abnormally large amount of thc" shit

like damn u had to say it like that homie?
 

Gas One

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PS: if you want, paypal me 50 bucks (40 for the drink, 10-15 for the shipping) and ill overnight ship you my detox drink thats supposed to work (xxtra clean) but i got a job and never needed it

on some serious shit..if you want it holla and ill send it overnight at 9am tomorrow...send a pm

and it costed 50 at the stoe btw


theres a pic of it..you can do ya research if you want before hollering
 
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PS: if you want, paypal me 50 bucks (40 for the drink, 10-15 for the shipping) and ill overnight ship you my detox drink thats supposed to work (xxtra clean) but i got a job and never needed it

on some serious shit..if you want it holla and ill send it overnight at 9am tomorrow...send a pm

and it costed 50 at the stoe btw


theres a pic of it..you can do ya research if you want before hollering


THATS THE ONE THAT WORKED FOR ME WHEN I WAS ON PROBATION
 
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LOL /\ chug draino...

Some drug tests I've done they let me go in with everything. I was even able to walk in with a water bottle during my pee test. The people that usually work there are into habits themselves.
 
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get this shit called fruit pecktin (sp?) my hippie friend told me about it, worked for all my friends. its like jello kinda, it sits in yur stomach for a hella long time, and feels weird, but it'll get the shit outta yur system in 3 days
 
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synthetic urine is foolproof
he's right. if you're a smoke everyday 3 times a day smoker or if you're fat, those detox drinks won't work. synthetic piss is the way to go. if it's for a pre-employment drug test, it's unobserved, so you can use this. i've used it before when i had a job that required a UA, and a few of my boys have used it too.

http://www.gonumber1.com/
 
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PS: if you want, paypal me 50 bucks (40 for the drink, 10-15 for the shipping) and ill overnight ship you my detox drink thats supposed to work (xxtra clean) but i got a job and never needed it

on some serious shit..if you want it holla and ill send it overnight at 9am tomorrow...send a pm

and it costed 50 at the stoe btw


theres a pic of it..you can do ya research if you want before hollering
works!
 
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nothing works if they send your piss to a lab it will show tampered with all piss contains bacteria so there has to be some kind of number level in your piss bacteria like 114 or some number if it reads 0 then they know you flused I know I work at a rehab.