door-to-door magazine subscription salesmen

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Dec 9, 2005
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@Mah Piece

I used to sell subscriptions for the SF Chronicle door-to-door too. I was making a killing. I basically think thats what these folks are doing. Its a job.

We made $20 per subscription...and I was 14, and we were out in the city during El Nino. It was crazy, but I was making like $800 a week cash, no taxes.
 

Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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lol at knocking on my door.

that shit is up there with walking up to a castle and knocking on the fucking drawbridge

if no one invited you all that knock shit is a waste of your time

and i sho aint answering the door for no black kid

what the fuck for
what you gon sell me some BBQ? fuck out of here

black kids have no business rapping on my front door
that reads setup to me

san diego is 8% black and that means how the fuck yo black ass find me

i should get a sign that says no black males underneath the age of 25 shall be found on the premisis or will be subject to flame thrower

my neighbor had to put a sign up to tell me to turn my music down because knocking on my door was pointless
 

Gas One

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i did have one of them chicks try to hit me at the wal mart though, sme latina chick who was all jazzed up... bitch was standing in the middle of two rows of a full ass parking lot in a skirt and lip gloss and shit..and it was a dead giveaway...she came up to me on some hey wussup shit and i knew it was a bust so i just started looking at her funny...then she started talking about cologne...i was like haha nah no money...shes all yeah right you know youre balling you got bags etc etc i was like wtf? aiight peace and she pulld the pssshh and turned around and continued walking around a fuckin' busy ass area tryna sell shit like meagan good on baby boy

in that same area ive been hit with the whole wanna buy some speakers shit liek half a dozen times though so apparently its shitty salesman mecca right there

i wouldnt even be tryna flirt with one of them bitches, thats like flirting with the bitch t the gas station that has that shit that cleans your rims...lmao...dirty ass bitches
 
Dec 6, 2005
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shit just da other day i had a lil kid selling magazines i opened da door N he was like im selling these magazines i was like no thanx den he was like would you please help send me 2 college i closed da door on dat lil fucker i dnt give a shit
 
Jun 3, 2006
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i did have one of them chicks try to hit me at the wal mart though, sme latina chick who was all jazzed up... bitch was standing in the middle of two rows of a full ass parking lot in a skirt and lip gloss and shit..and it was a dead giveaway...she came up to me on some hey wussup shit and i knew it was a bust so i just started looking at her funny...then she started talking about cologne...i was like haha nah no money...shes all yeah right you know youre balling you got bags etc etc i was like wtf? aiight peace and she pulld the pssshh and turned around and continued walking around a fuckin' busy ass area tryna sell shit like meagan good on baby boy

in that same area ive been hit with the whole wanna buy some speakers shit liek half a dozen times though so apparently its shitty salesman mecca right there

i wouldnt even be tryna flirt with one of them bitches, thats like flirting with the bitch t the gas station that has that shit that cleans your rims...lmao...dirty ass bitches
wasnt it jodi (tyrese) tryin to slang the dresses and shit in baby boy?
 

Gas One

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#48
nah, in the beginning dude is in his car and meagan good tries to sell him a suit talking about youd look good with it..he was like naw, they stare for a second and she bounces down the street holding a suit...dude bounces down the street in his car, son asks for ice cream or somr shit, red light and i think after that his car gets stolen

ive never even seen that whole movie but i saw the beginning like two nights ago, thats why i remember that
 
Jun 3, 2006
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my bad, i have the VHS but ive never watched it either...all i know is i wanna fuck tyreses mom in the movie

edit..as many times as ive caught bits and pieces of the movie on BET, im sure ive watched the whole thing 15 minutes, here, 15 minutes there...
 
May 15, 2005
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motha fuckas hit me up today!!!! two white kids, i was blowing big when i get the knock on the door. ill admit they had a good wrap but im far from a sucka lol