door-to-door magazine subscription salesmen
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Thank God I have to drive a mile to a locked gate to let people into my house.
I don't have the patience for that shit.
When we lived in town, though, we did let kid selling kirby's vacuum our whole living room and our mattress though, acted like we were gonna buy one all the way up til they denied our credit! Our house looked nice for a while!
I don't have the patience for that shit.
When we lived in town, though, we did let kid selling kirby's vacuum our whole living room and our mattress though, acted like we were gonna buy one all the way up til they denied our credit! Our house looked nice for a while!
lol..thats cold.....one of the little fucks in my complex wanted to do my house, and i straight told him i wasnt buyin a 3000 vacumn, and he said he had to do so many houses to get comfortable wit the machine...i told him im good, cause after you cant sell shit and get fired, you know whats in my house and you might try to rob me
hhahaha. That is pretty funny
LMFAO
I crack open the door, and my hand would be behind the door so he didnt see it... I do this because its like 8pm at night and I dont know if there is someone next to him. I also keep my foot at the base of the door so they kant push in. But I'm always prepared to slit a muthafuka's throat. Going for the Jugular.
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I remember one time some young teens came to my old work's mechanic shop and they wearing baggy pants saying "this is for programs to help kids stay outta gangs".
They were selling crayon and marker kits. My co worker, who seems to be a bit slow, was the only one who had 20 bucks on him, so I was eggin him on, "keep this kid outta gangs". He bought and opened up later and it was missng some markers and a crayons... I was like, man you got jacked by some 13 yr old ahhaaha.
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I remember one time some young teens came to my old work's mechanic shop and they wearing baggy pants saying "this is for programs to help kids stay outta gangs".
They were selling crayon and marker kits. My co worker, who seems to be a bit slow, was the only one who had 20 bucks on him, so I was eggin him on, "keep this kid outta gangs". He bought and opened up later and it was missng some markers and a crayons... I was like, man you got jacked by some 13 yr old ahhaaha.
man that same shit kinda happened to me. up in chico some dude knocks on my door like 11:00 a.m. and in my apartments no one knocks they just walk in so im like what the fuck. he was from NJ and gave us the same little speech but we let him know from the gate we werent going to buy anything. he hit the blunt a couple times and left.
later that day a cute little bitch comes by asking us all kinda weird questions and then pulls out the book and gives the same speech and cuts out.
way later like 10:00 at night.... dude tries to come back but i see him from across the street through the window. i had hella poeple over and music goin loud and shit and just didnt answer the door but he knocked for ilke a couple minutes.
big blue van came up and scooped em.
later that day a cute little bitch comes by asking us all kinda weird questions and then pulls out the book and gives the same speech and cuts out.
way later like 10:00 at night.... dude tries to come back but i see him from across the street through the window. i had hella poeple over and music goin loud and shit and just didnt answer the door but he knocked for ilke a couple minutes.
big blue van came up and scooped em.
