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-TiM C-

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is this a new thing or what? in the past few months they have came to my door 4 times, talkin about how they need to sell magazines to gain points to win a scholarship, or win a trip, or some other bullshit. is this for real or is it a scam? because i think its a scam. 3 out of 4 of those fools that came to my door were tryin to smoke some tree. dude who came to my door just now was in a suit and tie with dreads and gold fronts askin where the weed was at.

if any of yall do this shit stay the fuck away from my door. i dont want to get a subscription for nikelodeon magazine but thanks anyways
 
MOREBASS

MOREBASS

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Yeah, some of these guys are fucking weird.


Like when I opened the door, I had a sleeveless shirt on and the first thing he said was 'Do you work out?'


I should've fed him to my pet tarantula.
 
jr916

jr916

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those mofos be on sum other shit...one of em was lookin over my patio, talkin about "i look like i can get down on the bbq, is he invited"....
 
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-TiM C-

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MOREBASS said:
Yeah, some of these guys are fucking weird.


Like when I opened the door, I had a sleeveless shirt on and the first thing he said was 'Do you work out?'


I should've fed him to my pet tarantula.
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lmao. dude who just came to my house immideately said "damn i like your shoes where u get them at" maybe its a tactic to compliment you straight off to try to get you to buy something. i was just wearing some vans tohugh.... dude was from chicago though maybe he never seen those
 
Meta4iCAL

Meta4iCAL

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-TiM C- said:
dude who came to my door just now was in a suit and tie with dreads and gold fronts askin where the weed was at.

if any of yall do this shit stay the fuck away from my door. i dont want to get a subscription for nikelodeon magazine but thanks anyways
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LMFAO
 
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Prozac1

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I sold steak door to door, and you couldn't just sell 1 steak you had to sell the full 180 dollar box. Definatley the most degrating job ive had and ive done mcdonalds carwashes halloween stores by far trying to sell those flanks was humilating, most people were like " r u really serious, get the fuck outta here with that"
 
Meta4iCAL

Meta4iCAL

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Prozac1 said:
I sold steak door to door, and you couldn't just sell 1 steak you had to sell the full 180 dollar box. Definatley the most degrating job ive had and ive done mcdonalds carwashes halloween stores by far trying to sell those flanks was humilating, most people were like " r u really serious, get the fuck outta here with that"
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lol... I would say the same shit... so did you sell em all?
 
TaxMan

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Prozac1 said:
I sold steak door to door, and you couldn't just sell 1 steak you had to sell the full 180 dollar box. Definatley the most degrating job ive had and ive done mcdonalds carwashes halloween stores by far trying to sell those flanks was humilating, most people were like " r u really serious, get the fuck outta here with that"
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Oh man. I've had you mother fuckers here before. Like I'm going to buy steaks from some random asshole knocking at my door.

I had one guy try and sell me left over catering food from some catering company that was delivering to a house down the street.
" r u really serious, get the fuck outta here with that"
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Was my response.
 
skilz151

skilz151

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this chick got my attention one day in a walnut creek parkin lot...we caught eachothers eye and she came over to me and started droppin all kinds of compliments then startin askin if i like to party this and that? then she pulled out this book and spilled her story bout how she needed to sell these mags to go on a vacation and if she gets the most points she gets a scholarship or some shit....so i skated right after that...as im sittin in my truck eatin lunch i see a whole group of em in the lot hustlin, the guys would go to the females and the girls would holler at the guys...out of nowhere a van pulled up they all hopped in and tore off...definatly weird
 
jr916

jr916

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skilz151 said:
this chick got my attention one day in a walnut creek parkin lot...we caught eachothers eye and she came over to me and started droppin all kinds of compliments then startin askin if i like to party this and that? then she pulled out this book and spilled her story bout how she needed to sell these mags to go on a vacation and if she gets the most points she gets a scholarship or some shit....so i skated right after that...as im sittin in my truck eatin lunch i see a whole group of em in the lot hustlin, the guys would go to the females and the girls would holler at the guys...out of nowhere a van pulled up they all hopped in and tore off...definatly weird
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theres a group kinda like that at the sav-mart by my house, except they are all jehovas witnesses and they are handin out watchtower and askin for your addy so you can discuss it more
 
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