DOO-DOO IN THE TOILET

[Mean Mugg]

Simply disgusting, some people.....

 

[BirdMan]

Wow

 

[lunitunez]

shea man i feel you, same thing at my work, nut hairs all over the seat, wtf were they doing shaving their crotch to pass the time? piss all over the fuckin seat wtf? man i was thinking the same thing. ive been seriously contemplating writing a book on using the bathroom properly no joke

 

[ColdBlooded]

Story from childhood (my brother's)

Long story short, at day care he goes in the bathroom and someone had shit in the toilet and not flushed so he was like fuck that i'm not even gunna go anymore. Later in the day he goes back and the toilet is empty but the shit is now sitting in a cup on top of the toilet.


Not about adults, but still seriously fucked in my opinion.

 

[45Yr Old Virgin]

cause people are hella lazy and think its the cleaning peoples job to santitize the slob-ass shit people do. peoples mentality is, it ain't my home sooooo FUCK IT.

 

[karloz]

At my old job I walked into the bathroom and heard some dude moaning all crazy. I didn't know what the fuck was going on, so I went to another bathroom. I ran into some people laughing about the guy that's moaning in the bathroom. Later on I went to the bathroom and saw the cleaning person in there. He was like, "Do you know who did this?" And I went to look and there was shit everywhere. There were handmarks on all the walls made by SHIT. All over the floor and toilet seat, it was fucking nasty. I swear it looked like his ass must have exploded or something. I hear girls bathrooms are even worse. They get shit and BLOOD all over their seats... sick shit.

 

[PoeticChocolate]

A lot better than having to take a shower and finding a used tampon or shit in the corner.....

 

[PoeticChocolate]

SWEET JESUS!


THIS IS GETTING GROSS!






SS

Man, it's a shame that it's almost an everyday thing in the dorms....

 

[MeloTrauma]

One of my homies came over to my crib one night and shit in the toilet tank as a prank... the bathroom was rank as hell until he revealed to me 4 days later that he dropped a turd in the tank. I later found out that this was called an "Upper Decker"... mother fucker.

 

[Memphis2SacNigg]

There's this crazy ass dude in Sac, he'll be walkin' down da street and out of nowhere he'll squat down and take a shit in someone's lawn, I kid yall not. Anotha time he did it, da laws was on my street and they caught him in da act, so they took him back to whateva mental home he came from. They didn't even touch him to put him in da squad car, they just said get in. lol

 

[45Yr Old Virgin]

if someoen shit in my tank i'd shit all over their place...what kinna fucking prank is that....dude climbing your toilet like mount everest and dumping in the tank.

 

[PleaseEatSomeShit]

Kinda off-topic...

but does anyone notice that Mexicans from across the border will put the TP they wiped their shit with in the garbage instead of flushing it??

WTF is up with that?? Makes the bathroom smell fucking HORRIBLE!!! Shits foul.

 

[Humboldt High]

yeah man i never flush the toilet. i got a high paying job and i have no time to flush after i drop a bomb. time is money. only people that make less than $100,000 a year should have time to flush.

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

I WORK IN A CORPORATE ENVIRONMENT- FOR A MAJOR CORP.

SS

I BET THE MAJOR CORP. I WORK FOR IS A BIGGER COMPANY THAN THE ONE YOU WORK FOR!!!

 

[PoeticChocolate]

Poetic-
Whats up cutie-
You live in the dorms now?
Thats cool- hope everytihng is good for you there.


.....dont poop on the toilet.
.....dont leave it floatin'

people will think bad of you lol



ss

Damn Savage...you have been gone a minute huh? I went off to school and came back. I'm all grown up now...or so I like to think.

 

[Jar]

Later in the day he goes back and the toilet is empty but the shit is now sitting in a cup on top of the toilet.

what the fuck!

 

[Jar]

I went to look and there was shit everywhere. There were handmarks on all the walls made by SHIT. All over the floor and toilet seat, it was fucking nasty. I swear it looked like his ass must have exploded or something.

that's fucking sick. unless u are a fucking retard or something, what kind of sick piece of shit would crap all over the floor and put his own hands on it and smear it on the walls.

 

[Jar]

i used to work at a retirement home...old people are the worst man...sometimes they leave shit on the tolet seat or smear it on the walls

fucking old fags

 

[Jar]

if someoen shit in my tank i'd shit all over their place...what kinna fucking prank is that....dude climbing your toilet like mount everest and dumping in the tank.

LOL, yeah fo sho. I wouldn't find any of that shit funny if it was my tank

 

[Jar]

Kinda off-topic...

but does anyone notice that Mexicans from across the border will put the TP they wiped their shit with in the garbage instead of flushing it??

WTF is up with that?? Makes the bathroom smell fucking HORRIBLE!!! Shits foul.

lol wtf!