My gramma says "pan-kekis"; It's annoying. And at work I always get the fucking paisas that say "dame un sangui de jamon de pavo". THE FUCK?! First of all, it's not sangui, it's "sandwich (or sammich); second of all, jamon and pavo are TWO FUCKING DIFFERENT MEATS. Jamon is ham (pork), pavo is turkey (not pork). Everytime this happens, Samuel L. Jackson's voice plays in my head "ENGLISH MUTHA-FUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"