Don Diego arrested

[Gas One]

and if it goes to the open forum...EVERYONES gonna send people to his house.

dude might have just made the most fucked up decision he will ever make on a computer

 

[mrtonguetwista]

Classic thread in the making

 

[Gas One]

lmao!

open forum...bask in hilariousness and join in

 

[Tiny MillE]

lmao this gunna be good

 

[Gas One]

But it help a lot if you dont get caught from not leaving finger prints behind. I think you should always put a plastic suite on late at night sneak in with flat shoes to leave no prints or wrap your shoes with plastic as well then you have no finger prints, no trails, and no dna. Always buy a gun off the streets never go to a gun shop.

oh shit...i missed murda tip #1......

(calls comfort inn)

Gas: Hello, do you have any suites available?
Gas: I'm going to need that wrapped entirely in plastic, please

nigga said wrap your shoes in plastic ROFOLROFLROFLFLFLFOROFL

 

[mrtonguetwista]

lmao

 

[Tiny MillE]

oh shit...i missed murda tip #1......

(calls comfort inn)

Gas: Hello, do you have any suites available?
Gas: I'm going to need that wrapped entirely in plastic, please

nigga said wrap your shoes in plastic ROFOLROFLROFLFLFLFOROFL

ive acctually done that and it works, dont talk about nothin you dont know, im actualy grindin the gun i used right now and im bout to bury it in cement

 

[Gas One]

make sure its in tiny pieces bro! or it wont work!

mix it with milk in a blender and it will get soft

 

[Tiny MillE]

make sure its in tiny pieces bro! or it wont work!

mix it with milk in a blender and it will get soft

good idea why didnt he think of that, his tips arent all that lmao

 

[Gas One]

in the grimiest ghettos in america they keep a carton of milk at the heroin spots just incase a nigga gotta get soul clapped

dunk your burner in the milk like a cookie and you done, no trace of that shit

you gotta put plastic on your shoes and spin backwards three times though first or itll only sizzle

and never merk a nigga if you aint next to a mixing truck

its best to just have 12 foot holes everywhere you go to dump your concrete gun mix in

 

[Tiny MillE]

lmao wow, will do, im renting a mixing truck right now

 

[Gas One]

and if you about to get caught just jump in the concrete in the mixing truck like "peace out bitchez"

cops will be shakin they heads and shit and just leave like wtf???

then you just flex your muscles and you break out of the concrete like hulk hogan break out of his shirt like AUUUUGHHH!!!!

 

[Tiny MillE]

oh your too late one that one i told the dood who owns the truck about my situation and he acctualy suggested the same thing, good thinking tho

 

[Lil MacnificO]

yall never seen da movie "Mr. Brooks" wen the seriel killer always wraps his shoes and pistol in plastic

 

[Gas One]

you cant do nothin no movie done did

theres so many other clues to murders beyond wrapping some shit in plastic

let alone theres fucking cameras on most streets nowadays and video surveillance at crossstreets in houses

i wish i could kill people like doc holiday though that would be tight

 

[Tiny MillE]

you cant do nothin no movie done did

theres so many other clues to murders beyond wrapping some shit in plastic

let alone theres fucking cameras on most streets nowadays and video surveillance at crossstreets in houses

i wish i could kill people like doc holiday though that would be tight

lol what the hell

 

[Gas One]

you must have not seen tombstone

since were tlalking about how to kill people in movies now

 

[Eunuch]

don't you fucking people watch CSI, you'll always get caught

 

[Tiny MillE]

you must have not seen tombstone

since were tlalking about how to kill people in movies now

nah i havnt, but the foo on top of me right, they got all kinda shit to catch someone now

 

[mrtonguetwista]

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