Does YOUR grandpa jack off?

[MRTHECOSE]

but how old is this grandpa? are we talking about some super old walks hella slow geezer or just some old dude?

why u trying to fantasize there carl???

this isnt enuff for u???

 

[Stalka All Day]

cosign.

Your grandpa might be old, but he needs that extra push like everyone else. God. I hope he was standing over your grandmother beating it like a foot away from her face. He's standing there staring at her and mouthing the words "Yeah.. you eat all this nut you fucking old cum guzzling cunt!". Then he slightly rubs his thumb across her exposed asshole (through her nightgown) and sniffs his stenching thumb as he finishes his deed onto his pillow casing.

LMFAO

:dead:

 

[Stalka All Day]

and lol@harriets pic lololol

 

[Toro]

The look on my face.

 

[Gas One]

-------------GUARENTEED CLASSIC THREAD-------------------------

Right now I'm lit in the living room, my cusin is playin' some NBA 2k8 on the box360

and my grandpa's in the next room beatin' the meat.


discuss

what would you do?

............







......i would ask you how you knew this....but id rather you not tell me

 

[Gas One]

The look on my face.

LOL


as SOON as my grandmother died, my grandfather had a girlfriend. it was a little shady from the outside looking in, but we all respected it. fuck being lonely in your last moments.

she made some good ass cookies.

RIP grandpa and grandma on that note

 

[rekomstop]

LOL@ the prince picture liek "ugggh you naasty!'

lol tho, i understand what killa kali goes through, its like your just sittin there minding your own business and you hear this weird ass noise and you don't think about it your just like 'wtf is that'

cause i dunno we used to have problems w/ animals under our house where i used to live. so eeww naw whats worse is when you got a HELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fat ass mom, she was reallly fat then, and then she had this CREEPY ass boyfriend, lol this dude looked like a pregnant 48 year old man...w/ eyes that looked different ways while he was ttalkin to you, seriously this creepy ass dude, and i was brusing teeth etc, and my bro was too, lol and her door is right next to the only bathroom outside of her room.

you hear the springs in the bed and i'm think 'w/e she's prolly moving, she's hella fat anyways, riiight?'
lol


then i was tryin to hurry up while flossin my teeth and i hear the moans, uuggh, like me an my brother just looked at eachother like 'ohhh noooo ewww'
lol

seriously i dind't finish flossin i went to bed and he was like 'yup, night'.

if it was my original parents it wouldn't have been that bad, but eww that dude was fugly as fuck.

 

[kendo]

go buy him "murder she wrote" dvds

rofl

 

[Mi$ta-Murda187]

My Grandpa.. don't do shit!!

he's DEAD!! haahahahahah haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

But yeah I never met him.. he was dead before I was born...

RIP

 

[short]

lmao @ the prince pic

 

[bo$$tycoon]

y doesnt ur grandma just blow him? get that old lady to take out her dentures and to do her job.

 

[GHP]

my grandpa was a pimp, period.

 

[siccness-user]

what if you just bust in there like

"grandpa, can i ask you about....."

 

[NorthBay 415]

ROFLMAO @ dis fuckn thread

 

[BOOBOO619]

Good for your grandpa, he's a horny man and ain't afraid to hide it. I'd probably do the same at his age if my wife wasn't giving me much.

Heck, I'm about to wack it soon in a moment. Ain't nothing wrong at all with fucking the hand once in a while.

 

[centralcoast805]

LOL at this thread....

 

[stressn]

i know my grandpa still be gettin his fuck on and not with my gma, dirty ol man...

 

[jr916]

jackin off to jag reruns

 

[Red Ryda 916]

jackin off to jag reruns

Hahaha....Beatin' off to a matlock marathon & shit.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

i thought this was a guaranteed classic thread?