Does anyone have a midget in their life?

[EASTBAY47]

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[eastbayrider510]

i dont got no midget in my life ,BUT i did see a midget coming out of Papa Johns Pizza at Union Landing and it was the first time me and my homeboys shroomed. Seeing a blonde midget carrying out a box of pizza had me laughing for like 2 hours on them shrooms.

 

[JackArtist510]

i dont got no midget in my life ,BUT i did see a midget coming out of Papa Johns Pizza at Union Landing and it was the first time me and my homeboys shroomed. Seeing a blonde midget carrying out a box of pizza had me laughing for like 2 hours on them shrooms.

ive been thinkin bout doin that shit lately.. how many caps you take for the first time?

ok back to the topic.. i went on a cruise two years ago and this lil midget about my age from tulare county was always followin me in the distance. kinda bizarre but her ass sorta looked good in a very odd way..

 

[mrtonguetwista]

who seen that white midget hooker at International and 22nd by the burrito trucks in oakland? My homie who lives by there be tellin me she get picked up the most lol

**Checks orbitz.com for plane tix to Oakland**

 

[Nuttkase]

They should give midgets to blind people instead of dogs.

 

[48turffin]

They should give midgets to blind people instead of dogs.

why just blind people...everyone should have a little person in their life, midgets = smiles....someone should start a business where they lease midgets to depressed and elderly people and shit...probably call it Lil Buddy Inc...lol

 

[eastbayrider510]

ive been thinkin bout doin that shit lately.. how many caps you take for the first time?

ok back to the topic.. i went on a cruise two years ago and this lil midget about my age from tulare county was always followin me in the distance. kinda bizarre but her ass sorta looked good in a very odd way..

we always just copped an eighth n split it between 2 people...just divided it all up evenly (caps n stems)....but you can get chocolates with shrooms in it (we got that a few months ago in the haight area) they didnt last as long as long(maybe a little over 2 hours) but thats why i liked them better plus they tasted like regular chocolate...the regular shroom trip lasts too fucking long IMO........


now back to midgets!

 

[Nuttkase]

Are midget hookers half price?

 

[eastbayrider510]

i heard midgets can hang glide off a curb on a dorito chip.

 

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On Mamaz?

 

[vinylfiend]

I met and smoked out with a midget once when a homie I was with was dropping off a sac of weed at someones house. One of the most memorable sessions ever because I felt hella tall (6'3") in that circle.

 

[:ab:]

Well, if any of y'all in Fresno you might now who i'm talking about.

But I used to have a neighbor whose family were all midgety. Dude's dad was one and doped up on that dog food, and his brother was a strait weenie. Dude was really small, but I don't think he was officially midget. Oh, and that fool used to ALWAYS bring over young up and coming hood rats over to the pad. Ah good times.

 

[Dana Dane]

I was at the Jelly Belly Factory yesterday and some of their employees were coming out of a side door and I'll be damned if a mexican midget lady didn't come walkin out in a hard hat and hair net!!!!

It made my fuckin day.

The ONE TIME I don't have my camera with me............I will be stalkin the Jelly Belly Factory though to get a pic.