Does anyone have a midget in their life?

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Jun 15, 2005
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In San Diego, we have this community of midgets that people call "MunchkinLand". In high school, we'd get drunk and drive around, looking at the small doors, houses, trash cans, etc. Trippin out. Every now and then a car would pass by and it'd be a midget inside.
 

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Enserio, you have 5 days from now to post pics of MunchkinLand, or I will ban you for no good reason. If Gas, Freaks or any of your othe SD comrads post them, you will get a reprieve.
 
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I think everyone has a mythical little people community somewhere near them. Supposedly there was one here called "Haunchyville" that was all little people.
“According to teenagers all over the southern part of the state, Haunchyville is a community of little people, "deadly midgets" as one person in the book refers to them, who live in a secret community in Muskego.
A lone "normal sized" man stands guard on the community, surrounded by corn fields, to make sure no trespassers enter the forbidden zone. “


I also found this about the Legend of Migetville out in San Diego:
www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/2179/

The Legend of Midgetville
For Christmas I received a great book, Weird U.S.: Your Travel Guide to America's Local Legends and Best Kept Secrets by Mark Moran and Mark Sceurman. Immediately I flipped through it to find anything about San Diego, and soon came across the legend of Midgetville.

Midgetville refers to the legend of a town consisting of scaled-down houses built for little people. Midgetville is said to exist in various places throughout America. As Moran and Sceurman note, the most credible rumor locates such a town in Jefferson Township, New Jersey, on the former estate of circus mogul Alfred T. Ringling. There really is a collection of small-sized houses there that could conceivably have once been home to a colony of midgets. However, another very persistent legend locates a Midgetville in San Diego.

Moran and Sceurman don't go into much detail about the San Diego Midgetville, but I realized that I had heard this legend before (my wife had also heard it). This is how it goes: back in the 1930s a group of little people who had made a lot of money in Hollywood appearing in movies such as The Wizard of Oz supposedly came down to San Diego and built a collection of miniature houses on Mt. Soledad where they could live in comfort together. But of course, nobody seems to know exactly where on Mt. Soledad this group of small houses was or is, though everybody has heard of a "friend of a friend" who once accidentally found the houses (though this FOAF can never remember how to get back there).

Determined to find the houses, I did a google search and came across an article from 2003 written by Kenneth Smith for the Daily Aztec detailing his own efforts to track down San Diego's fabled 'Munchkin Houses'. After many false starts, he finally discovered that they were most probably "a group of four cottages on Hillside Drive in La Jolla... built by famed architect Cliff May." Although no midgets or little people were ever known to live in these houses, Smith says that, "The houses do indeed have smallish features, accentuated by an optical illusion. The steep road that passes them makes them seem even smaller than they actually are." Unfortunately only one of the four cottages remains standing, but Smith provides directions to find it: "take Hillside Drive from Torrey Pines Road. The house will be on your left-hand side. Look for the crazy midget handwriting." He also mentions that if you peek through the window (the house is unoccupied) you'll see "cobblestone-like tiled floors and a little round fireplace."

Of course, I had to see this for myself, even if no colony of Wizard-of-Oz midgets had ever lived there. So on New Year's Day I convinced my wife to accompany me on a search for the Munchkin House. The results were mixed. It was no problem finding Hillside Drive, but as it turns out Hillside Drive is fairly long. We were driving up and down it (as a line of cars formed behind us) wondering 'exactly which house on the left did he mean.' None of the houses leaps out at you and screams 'Munchkin House.' But finally we settled on one house that we figured must be it: Seventy-Four Seventy-Seven Hillside Drive. It had small windows and a small door. Plus, the address written beside the door looked a bit like 'crazy midget handwriting' (though I think Smith was joking about this). Ignoring the 'No Trespassing' sign (even though part of the legend of Midgetville is that the midgets who live there fiercely defend their land from the Bigs), I peeked through the window and saw the cobblestone-like tiled floors and a little round fireplace. So I think I found the Munchkin House, though I'm not 100% sure. It's certainly not anything that would catch your attention if you weren't specifically looking for it since it's really not that small, which made the trip a bit disappointing. But the weird thing is, I've already forgotten how to get back there.
 

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Yea I knew a group of em and for some reason when we'd all get faded they'd let us go to the school track field and throw them, it was fun....midget throwing is comin up in the game, if you aint did it I suggest you try. Sheit I was throwin midgets like a good 20 yards....
 
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theres one that goes to my school n i sware to god i see him every party night with a HELLA fine ass girl...like top of the mothafuckin line type of girl..

but seriously he gets hella females here, whenever he passes by, he knows atleast one girl outta the bunch n says hi, but yeah i was hella blown one night n i saw him with this girl that looked like a fuckin raiderette haha...
 

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Stalka All Day said:
i know a regular sized guy with ONE midget like arm....lol.....
Thats some funny shit, is dude self concious about it?


Stalka All Day said:
........ALSO....i dont like short guys hitting on me either....not midgets...just average short guys....
Yea, alotta women don't like short dudes huh, I'm 6'2" and almost erry lady I been with always laughed at dudes shorter then them.
 
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I am friends with a "midget", I used to live with him for a bit. Hes a cool, not to mention entertaining. He always is saying midget jokes or making fun of midgets. Shits hella funny when hes drunk. Girls are all about him to, if he wasnt so short he would be getting hella pussy.
 
Jun 15, 2005
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ColdBlooded said:
So enserio the website is calling you a fucking liar - any reply in defense of yourself?
I'm crushed.






Naw, the article is 100% correct. It may only be about 4 houses that are miniature, and the rest are an optical illusion becuase they are on a mountain. When you look at them, they appear to be small doors and shit, but if you get out of the car you see that they are normal sized.
 
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i got a midget homie fuckn augustine he coo as fuck strait wino though back in high skoo we would have em buy us sum 40'z n wed b bustin up cuz he would have to ask the store clerk to go grab them for him cuz he couldnt reach. damn come to think i dont kno whatever happend to dude.