Do you swim in dark water?

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Do you swim in dark water

  • Yes its just a lake or river

    Votes: 28 66.7%
  • Naw I cant tell whats in there with me

    Votes: 11 26.2%
  • I can't swim

    Votes: 3 7.1%

  • Total voters
    42

jr916

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Word. I wouldn't be that close to the edge of the boat. Falling off the top of the boat would probably break my legs, then the force of the boat would run me over and suck me into the propeller blades. Not a good day.
lol...id rather go out that way than be SOL in the middle of a ocean at night....now that i think of it, i read that the open water couple faked that shit so they could start a new life and new identitys
 

jr916

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#24
I'm glad I don't have cable cuz I'm sure there are some creatures I would rather not know about if I'm swimming around them.
lol...i read a story about sum divers inspecting a dam in southern cali, and they saw fish so big, they wouldnt go back down...and they was ex navy seals and shit...it said they also found a couple cars wit corpses still seat belted, baby seats and shit..
 

jr916

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#27
Foreal I was hopin they catch that snake on camera...next weeks show looks crazy as fuck tho
lol..same here...when ol boy was talkin about his wife got killed by the cayman alligator, i think they sugarcoated that shit, she proly got bit in half and bled to death...
 
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#29
There aint shit in fresh water (lakes or rivers) that will ever be a threat to you in North America

Ocean is another story, but I still swim in the ocean. I've dove a few times, took a kayak out, etc.

I've seen a whale underwater. I dont think there is anything that can describe that shit.

When you're underwater you're so out of your element that something 1/10th your size can kill you. So anything about the size of your arm is scary.

I saw a whale probly the size of a school bus chomping through kelp. That is absolutely insane.
 

Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
Jan 23, 2006
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#30
^ i know this fool been in the american river

and fuck it let nessy knaw on my leg
LOL....thats what river im talkin about...we was supposed to float down past the watt over pass and shit...but it got dark, and i didnt want my legs dangling so i sat in my tube...my homie really wanted to drink and float til morning...fuck that
your homie had a death wish. the american river got some class 4 rapids at least, I know I went on some class 3's when I went as a teenager with this youth group...that shit was hella fun until right towards the end, when the driver of the raft thought it would be fun to hit one of the rapids that shot up straight on so the raft would jump.....well we jumped alright, the nose of it went damn near at a 90 degree angle. the chick in front of me flew back onto me and my fist clenched around the tip of my oar smacked the woman behind me in her jaw which left a fat ass bruise, I twisted my ankle, the 2 girls across from me were coo but their dad flew out the raft as did the driver in the back ....then we slammed into some rock and got stuck....the dad was close to the raft but we had no clue where the driver was....we struggled to pull him into the raft cuz he was hella big but finally got him in....once we freed ourselves from the rock we all started saying "it better not be no big ass rapids after this and we ain't got nobody steering this shit"....luckily the river was flowing smoothly around the bend and then there was a big ass pool of water.....the driver was swept around the bend and picked up by one of the other rafts with us

the shit was fun tho, except for that....noone on the raft really smiled after that while we were going down the river until we saw the first raft in our convoy heading towards the shore and all of us got hella juiced and started hella rowing....lol
 

Defy

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#31
scuba diving is pretty fun tho.....I went in hawaii so the water was dumbass clear....that shit is so fucking crazy, can't wait to take my son when he gets old enough
 

jr916

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your homie had a death wish. the american river got some class 4 rapids at least, I know I went on some class 3's when I went as a teenager with this youth group...that shit was hella fun until right towards the end, when the driver of the raft thought it would be fun to hit one of the rapids that shot up straight on so the raft would jump.....well we jumped alright, the nose of it went damn near at a 90 degree angle. the chick in front of me flew back onto me and my fist clenched around the tip of my oar smacked the woman behind me in her jaw which left a fat ass bruise, I twisted my ankle, the 2 girls across from me were coo but their dad flew out the raft as did the driver in the back ....then we slammed into some rock and got stuck....the dad was close to the raft but we had no clue where the driver was....we struggled to pull him into the raft cuz he was hella big but finally got him in....once we freed ourselves from the rock we all started saying "it better not be no big ass rapids after this and we ain't got nobody steering this shit"....luckily the river was flowing smoothly around the bend and then there was a big ass pool of water.....the driver was swept around the bend and picked up by one of the other rafts with us

the shit was fun tho, except for that....noone on the raft really smiled after that while we were going down the river until we saw the first raft in our convoy heading towards the shore and all of us got hella juiced and started hella rowing....lol
we actually started at the rafting place, they was gettin on a bus and hollerin cause they saw our raft wit ice and beer...they was goin up the river tho...we was goin past all the rapids..
 

I AM

Some Random Asshole
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#36
oh no the water is dark...it's fuckin water. there's not some mutant alien monster tryign to kill you. just fish swiming around...sharks are in the ocean....snakes tho...lol...but not too likely....
 

L.D.S.

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#38
You've never taken a swim in Southern lakes and shit, then. Palarm Creek near Little Rock has the largest population of Cottonmouth in the U.S., I swear. Tried to go fishing there last year, and those fucking snakes were swimming beside the boat and falling out of trees into the boat.

FUCK DARK WATER SWIMMING IN THE SOUTH.
 
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#39
\snakes tho...lol...but not too likely....
Me and some friends were chilling on a dock for like everyday an entire summer a few years ago and everything seemed to be fine..... till the day a big ass like 4 foot snake swam out from under the dock while we were there.... we never got back in the water after that.