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[41510]

funny thread ...

 

[fillyacup]

when i was a kid my gramma had a dog that use to stay in the room i was in an at nite i wod jack off, i was scarred cuz i thought the dog could somehow talk to my gramma cuz she had that dog for like 20 years so i figured she learned to communicate with it. i thought the dog was gonna snitch on me....still do when i go to visit

 

[MeloTrauma]

I bukkake'd my girlfriend's chihuahua

 

[GHP]

i can't bring myself to do anything sexual around an animal, never have never will. that shit is wierd

 

[Talus]

Oh man thats one of the funniest threads I have read in a LONG time..
But yah that shits not cool no beating off infront of pets maybe fish wouldnt bother me unless they are staring straight at me with their big fishy eyes and steaming up the glass on the aquarium and shit hahaha

 

[skido]

Dont jack off in front of emma

lmao
y not?

 

[VSTXDJ]

Because it's like jackin' off in front of a saint bernard

 

[skido]

lol

 

[I AM]

is this her?

 

[skido]

^beytoven

 

[I AM]

Nah fool, that's Emma with down syndrome. I hate to clown on the dog, but it looks retarded.

 

[skido]

those dogs are hella gay
u'll get hella clownt walkin that shit down foothill
that shit'll get shook by one of them abandoned street roming pits hella quick
big goofy worthless dog

 

[skido]

i seriously feel like kicking that dog in the face
im getting hella anoyed jus lookin at that muthafucka
that shits offensive
beytoven=the emma of dogs

 

[I AM]

I'm willing to bet money you'd still jack off in front of that dog though.

 

[VSTXDJ]

those dogs are hella gay
u'll get hella clownt walkin that shit down foothill
that shit'll get shook by one of them abandoned street roming pits hella quick
big goofy worthless dog

Blood we got hella them lose bitches out here in west oakland. Fucking stray pits all up and down the backstreets by san pablo and market.

 

[skido]

I'm willing to bet money you'd still jack off in front of that dog though.

in a heartbeat

 

[BIGSBY]

^^^
BWHAHAHAHAHHA!

lol, that was funny.
nd', shit, actually i think i might of once, but it wasnt intentional, i had tha door closd but not all tha way, nd tha dog walkd in...layd down facin tha other way, nd that was it.

=/
:dead:

 

[skido]

^awww perv!!

 

[BIGSBY]

^^^^
lol@ skido callin me a perv.

wtf?

 

[I AM]

He wants to know if you're on "the level." LOL!!!