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Mac Jesus

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God's a fuckin' liar...and we have fossils to prove it.
Fossils don't mean anything. First off:

Just because something is found in the ground doesn't mean it's super old. Radiocarbon dates, Argon Argon dating, and all that shit is based off assumptions that are false. I did the research. I looked into it.

Also, even if the dinosaur bones could be shown to be of an age that doesn't line up with what God said, well what about SATAN?! Hah bet you never thought about that guy. He hella could of just put them there to trick us so that we will be under his spell.

I'm right. I did the research. I know.
 
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Fossils don't mean anything. First off:

Just because something is found in the ground doesn't mean it's super old. Radiocarbon dates, Argon Argon dating, and all that shit is based off assumptions that are false. I did the research. I looked into it.

Also, even if the dinosaur bones could be shown to be of an age that doesn't line up with what God said, well what about SATAN?! Hah bet you never thought about that guy. He hella could of just put them there to trick us so that we will be under his spell.

I'm right. I did the research. I know.
Dinosaurs came before man...we did not co-exist. So even if man did inhabit the Earth only 6,000 years ago, it was here well before that. First the formation, then the cooling, then life, then man.

Let's be honest...Jesus was just the first David Koresh to walk the planet. Anybody making claims like Jesus did will be thrown in a mental ward today.
 

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Dinosaurs came before man...we did not co-exist. So even if man did inhabit the Earth only 6,000 years ago, it was here well before that. First the formation, then the cooling, then life, then man.

Let's be honest...Jesus was just the first David Koresh to walk the planet. Anybody making claims like Jesus did will be thrown in a mental ward today.
 
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I've researched the topic, too...and I can only find religious groups that say dinosaurs and man coexisted. Gee, I wonder why....because if Dinosaurs lived before man, religion is tossed out the window and no more bibles will be sold.

I just watched a video that said people lived into their 900's before Noah's Ark.....RIIIIIIIIIIGHT! Same dude also said dinosaurs were only as big as they were because reptiles never stop growing, and 500 years of growth makes a huge reptile. Really? No, like....REALLY?

Dinosaurs were some 250 million years ago. LUCY dates back 4 Million years.

Edit: Lucy is not the oldest. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/10/091001-oldest-human-skeleton-ardi-missing-link-chimps-ardipithecus-ramidus.html
 

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All I've ever seen that said dinosaurs and humans didn't co-existed is evolutionary scientists. Gee, I wonder why... because if dinosaurs and humans lived together then EVOLUTION IS A LIE!
 
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All I've ever seen that said dinosaurs and humans didn't co-existed is evolutionary scientists. Gee, I wonder why... because if dinosaurs and humans lived together then EVOLUTION IS A LIE!
Then explain to me why Dinosaurs died off and humans did not? You telling me humans killed dinosaurs off? That's an amazing feat...especially since there are no dinosaur remains the same age as human remains.

Also, can you explain Noah's Ark to me? I'm kinda curious how this douchebag got 2 of everything onto a boat without being mauled, killed, and eaten.

The only reason there is life on Earth is because the conditions were perfect to sustain it. Evolution STILL happens and religious nuts STILL deny it. Let me give you an example.

The earliest people were dark because they originated in Africa...lots of sun, and a good amount of heat. Dark skin was necessary for protection. As they moved north into cooler regions, their skin became lighter because the conditions weren't right to sustain dark skin...and it wasn't necessary. People in sandy regions developed eyelashes that point downward to protect the eyes.

Religion wants to say we all came from two people, but denies evolution (which is the ONLY explanation for the different types of people throughout the world...especially if we came from the same two people).

ALSO, Humans and Apes share damn near identical DNA. See http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/08/0831_050831_chimp_genes.html
 

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Then explain to me why Dinosaurs died off and humans did not? You telling me humans killed dinosaurs off? That's an amazing feat...especially since there are no dinosaur remains the same age as human remains.
Why did the Woolly Mammoth die off? Even crackpot evolutionary scientists know that Native Americans and Woolly mammoths coincided.

Also, can you explain Noah's Ark to me? I'm kinda curious how this douchebag got 2 of everything onto a boat without being mauled, killed, and eaten.
One word: GOD.

The only reason there is life on Earth is because the conditions were perfect to sustain it. Evolution STILL happens and religious nuts STILL deny it. Let me give you an example.
Because God created it that way. Duh.

The earliest people were dark because they originated in Africa...lots of sun, and a good amount of heat. Dark skin was necessary for protection. As they moved north into cooler regions, their skin became lighter because the conditions weren't right to sustain dark skin...and it wasn't necessary. People in sandy regions developed eyelashes that point downward to protect the eyes.

Religion wants to say we all came from two people, but denies evolution (which is the ONLY explanation for the different types of people throughout the world...especially if we came from the same two people).

Humans and Apes share damn near identical DNA. See http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...imp_genes.html
Evolutionary scientist propaganda bullshit.
 
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Why did the Woolly Mammoth die off? Even crackpot evolutionary scientists know that Native Americans and Woolly mammoths coincided.



One word: GOD.



Because God created it that way. Duh.



Evolutionary scientist propaganda bullshit.
Oh I see now. God is the TRUTH! That explains the one set of footprints...and how bodies work. Paper Wasps are the devil's creation...they must be...'cause God don't like ugly.

I love God, for he has shown me the way through the one known as Mac Jesus. Hallelujah!