Dear Musty...Please Quit Sending me PM's

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Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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I might not ever forgive you, but I REALLY loved the poem!!

Gul I loveded you,
Straight up fo'sho.
Or I wouldna told dem ova girls
not to call me no mo.
I knowed it was true,
the first day I seed you.
Why you thank I do,
the thangs I do?
Remember how I use ta wine and dine you,
Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Que.
I gave you a bubble baze and fed you grapes.
Dey was on sale that week a dolla ninety-eight.
Romanic evenins after dark,
Skreet light walks around the block.
Like the very first time,
you came ova to my crib.
And you got all scared,
cause that roach was on yo Tims.
I was right dare,
with a can of spray.
To be yo Super Negro,
and save the day.
I ain't even pay my light bill,
so I can take you to da club.....
Don't knock ova dem candles
and burn up my rug!
And dat nite we made luv,
for a long liddle bit of time.
I hope you got yours,
cause I sho'nuff got mine.
I woke up early and made you breakfast in bed.
Sep fo I ain't have no juice, no grits, and no eggs.
Didn't have no cereals and was fresh outta milk,
so we had some toast and some potada chips.
I use to rub lotion on yo feets,
and massage yo back.
I found you some glue,
when you lost one of your tracks.
Now what man you knowed,
ever loveded you like dis.
Gul please just take my name
off dat child support list.
 
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Daynuh baybe yoos is duh onlee gurl fo me fa sho
Yoo be duh one dat aint no ho
Me en yoo ken keep it on da unda
like dat tax time wit ya little sistas sochal sekurity number
me and yoo ken have some grate times
yoo be looken sexy as you roll my blunt and chop my lynes
damn gurl u en me kuld be ballin
like a drunk skydiva you got me twisted and fallin
gurl yoo be all day i needs
and yoos be smellin better then some east oakland trees
i think me wants to mayk you my gurl fa sho
cause even when i beet you and yoo aint called the po-po
yoo duh one that fell in luv wit a thug
gurl wipe off that blood and come giv me a hug
 
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she be trippin like my 3rd baybe mama....i dunno way....an she get PMS this time ov da month all duh time, why she wanna blaym it on me
 
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aiight meet me right now....fuck this netbangin shit lets meet up and settle it dude...fuck this mim at 2123 Mission st in front of the liquor store and im on the sidekick, i got a black jacket on and a backpack..if you real about itn you'll leave work and come fight me just look for the dude muggin wit a gun in one hand and a sidekick in the other drinkin a 64 oz and smokin a backwood ....
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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Musty, Dear Musty, I thought you was cool,
but you ain't washed your ass since back in high school
I used to be all up on your dick,
but the smell of your scrotum now makes me sick.
Musty, Dear Musty, I used to give you head,
now the are bugs on your side of the bed.
I'd even let you in me while I was bleeding
To be the only one givin you the lovin you was needing
Musty Dear Musty, Quit sitting outside of my dwelling,
I saw you outside last night, your two inch pecker swelling
Believe that its over, believe that its true,
I'm sick of the cold sores, itching and goo.
 
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Dana Sweet Dana....How I loved thee
I met you drunk off 151 and thizzin off E
You told me you loved me, but how true could it be ?
Cause 2 hours earlier you was sayin the same shit to PSD

It was in the bathroom of the concert you gave up the ass..
I promised you a backstage pass and a couple of autographs
You told me you loved me , but how true could it be....
One warning to the fellaz , never trust a 30 year old groupie

We never made it to the car...never had sex in a bed
I had to pull my boxers out my ass you gave me such good head
We both left the stall, everyone could see we couldnt stop smilin
I proceeded to the bar to quickly down a long island....

And off in the distance what did i see in the fog
you was all over Coolio and tryin to be his underdog
I couldnt believe it... how could it be...
20 minutes later you went to the same stall wit Jay Tee

Dana sweet Dana how i loved thee....
She stole my cell phone and my last sack of trees
you ran through the numbers and cussed out my new breeze
but then i maxxed out ya visa for a couple a g's

Dana sweet dana...how i loved thee
I know about the tattoo that most dont get to see
and the time in the bathroom.. when all along.. them niggas was peekin
the trophy on my wall,black...size 7 thong ...victorias secret

dana sweet dana....how away we got carried
but then you had to fuck it up and go and get married
but now i look back on that ass i was hittin
and ended up losin it to some nigga fresh outta quentin


lol its all love baby...hit ya boy up...
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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HOLY SHIT, MUSTY!! That's the funniest thing Ihave ever read in my life. I have NO COMEBACK for that one. The last paragrah is classic!!!
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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Yeah girl you were HELLA late on that one.

Uuuhhhh, Musty, Shea, speakin of bein late.....I think we may have a problemo....