Dating Website Trolling!
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Bobby D: How many drinks did that guy have to put in you before he had you moaning and plugged up like a guy on a high protein diet?
Whale: How many ***gots did u have to butt **** before u realized your a fudge packing **** ****?
Bobby D: Easy there Iron Hide. I was just asking for future reference in case I need to tranquilize you if our first date isn't going as fast as I'd like. You got yourself a little mouth on you don't ya. You whales always come up with the same stuff, my 6 year old sister has downs syndrome and she comes up with better insults. It's quite clear from your profile pic that Jamal and his boys tried to run a sex train on you that night. I say try because the only train getting through you is the gravy train. Now I suggest you get back to the ocean where you belong and start doing that activity you have listed of "water aerobics" before I really put a damper on your night
Whale: How many ***gots did u have to butt **** before u realized your a fudge packing **** ****?
Bobby D: Easy there Iron Hide. I was just asking for future reference in case I need to tranquilize you if our first date isn't going as fast as I'd like. You got yourself a little mouth on you don't ya. You whales always come up with the same stuff, my 6 year old sister has downs syndrome and she comes up with better insults. It's quite clear from your profile pic that Jamal and his boys tried to run a sex train on you that night. I say try because the only train getting through you is the gravy train. Now I suggest you get back to the ocean where you belong and start doing that activity you have listed of "water aerobics" before I really put a damper on your night
Bobby D: Well obviously we are the best looking people on this site so I
decided to send you a message. What do you say we go to Vegas and
get married then make a happy family of perfectly aesthetic
children that are so awe striking they make world rulers drop to
their knees and beg to pay huge sums of money for the genetic code.
Then we can live happily ever after, throwing money in the trash
and partying like Charlie Sheen. As you can see I have this whole
thing planned out so all you have to do after you pop out some kids
is sit by the pool, drink margaritas, and get oiled up by hot pool
boys all day while I conduct business. I already have the wedding
booked for the Elvis Wedding Chapel on the strip so I'm really
banking on you to say yes to this or I'm going to have to just find
a stripper and I don't think the plan will turn out as well
JaegerBaby: hahaha this made me laugh so incredibly hard! lol this is exactly what i was looking for on POF! lol but that life sounds really good! ha first lets start out with finding out your name, im allie by the way
Bobby D: I'm Bobby. How has this site been treating a pretty lady like
yourself so far?
JaegerBaby: hahah well... its full of creepers and weirdos, and a couple hot guys lol! so its alright just checking it out... so i was reading some of your profile and it said u like to ramble when youre drinking, so are u drinking cause that was a pretty impressive life arrangement you gave me lol
Bobby D: No I wish. But there is no way I could come up with such an
exquisite plan after drinking. I have a spinning class to instruct
at 8am, I can't show up hungover tomorrow it's "ride like you're
being chased by a rapist" day
JaegerBaby: hahaha is that really what they call it?
Bobby D: I'm the instructor so I get to call it what ever I want
JaegerBaby: lol well that is a great name for that class
tom. Lol!!
Bobby D: Oh my goodness I can barely walk now. So what do you do with your
life Ms. JaegerBaby, besides Jaeger Bombing your way to a great
time every night of course
JaegerBaby: how was your spin class, running away from
rapists? Lol well I work, take care of my son,
I play a lot of soccer, workout, go hiking and
caving when I can, try to stay active. And
what about you?
Bobby D: I didn't actually spin today. I dressed up like Lawrence Taylor and
ran on a treadmill behind everyone with dildoes in my hands
yelling,"Spin fasta mutha fukkas! Or else Errybody's gettin raped
today!" It kept the intensity high.
Well I work out everyday in the morning, cover myself in olive oil
and go running during the afternoons, and get the land beasts riled
up on this website at night. With some other shenanigans in between
but that's the jist of it. Soccer huh? I was pretty legit back in
my high school days
JaegerBaby: wow i would def. be freaking scared lol.. lol okay.. well sounds like you have some exciting days. yes i play a lot of soccer, oh ya, and how long ago was that?
Bobby D: About 4 years ago, I've taken my talents to the Xbox and now just
dominate 8 year old children in online matches. I get a real kick
out of it.
well i am stacked no doubt, but it isn't me. that thread was linked from another forum to some bodybuilding forum with his and a few others doing it. and no he doesn't like this typa music so he does not have an account here
here is his original thread, he had since made a new account or two before they as well got deleted
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127589713&page=1
here is his original thread, he had since made a new account or two before they as well got deleted
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127589713&page=1
