damn this sucked

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i been sniped once. wasnt pleasant but i didnt bleed from it. never fucked with her again. that pencil sharpener comment aint pretty neither.
 

fillyacup

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man....worse i got was after i got some MAJOR blue balls from this chick, i was hard an it krept thru the boxer hole all the way up an down the zipper....cheese grader status....ouch
 
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mamaCITAZ65o said:
or a magazine... didn't prince roll up a magazine and masterbate with it in the bathroom and someone caught him. that would paper cut your shit

wait...

what does this have to do wit him and his bleeding dick ?
 

Stealth

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^ Fuck yeah, I was walking by the pencil sharpener at work today and it totally reminded me of Raspberry Beret..... :rolleyes:
 
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swoop187 said:
This shit is impossible, homie you either got a fragile dick or the bitch bit it on purpose or your just clowinin.
I AINT CIRCUMSISED SO SO SHE BIT INSIDE THE SKIN NEAR THE FRONT OF THE SKIN..I HOPE U UNDERSTOOD THAT...ONE MORE THING I THINK I MOVED THATS HOW I GOT CUT BY HER TOOTH
 
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drunkinfool said:
man....worse i got was after i got some MAJOR blue balls from this chick, i was hard an it krept thru the boxer hole all the way up an down the zipper....cheese grader status....ouch
lol, like somethin about mary... is that even possible?