ahhahahahahahahaha oh my god man this has to be one of the funniest threads ive read on here. ive almost fallen into the plus size woman trap myself but i used a trick my friend taught me and now i will share it with you all case you find yourself alone with a huge bitch.
get some head real quick, if she doesnt take the initiative just ask, cause a fat hoe will do anything to not be rejected for the 10000th time. bust in the mouth, now you got an excuse to never kiss her, when she goes to rinse her mouth, pretend you are asleep, she will understand, fat bitches can appreciate sleep.