Man, I have an opportunity to date this bitch who has a career job, lots of money, and like DD size titties. Probably way over my head, but the bitch is too smart and boring for her own good.
Anyway, she's going for a masters in criminology and has her BS in psychology already. I've been able to hide the fact that I'm severely fucked in the head thus far...probably because book smarts doesn't translate into street smarts. Now, I'm a completely apathetic and totally aimless person. I have no goal in life other than to eat lots of fried chicken. I've been able to hide this so far by being funny, but eventually she's going to find out that I have VERY fucked up views in life. Most of my friends, when I choose to have them, are scumbag scam artists or lowlife hustlers - and I have absolutely no problem with them. Shit, rob a bank, take hostages, kill police - if it's not me I don't care.
How long am I going to be able to hide this from the bitch? Have any of you been in this situation? Any dvice on how to change this without losing her?
Anyway, she's going for a masters in criminology and has her BS in psychology already. I've been able to hide the fact that I'm severely fucked in the head thus far...probably because book smarts doesn't translate into street smarts. Now, I'm a completely apathetic and totally aimless person. I have no goal in life other than to eat lots of fried chicken. I've been able to hide this so far by being funny, but eventually she's going to find out that I have VERY fucked up views in life. Most of my friends, when I choose to have them, are scumbag scam artists or lowlife hustlers - and I have absolutely no problem with them. Shit, rob a bank, take hostages, kill police - if it's not me I don't care.
How long am I going to be able to hide this from the bitch? Have any of you been in this situation? Any dvice on how to change this without losing her?