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Man, I have an opportunity to date this bitch who has a career job, lots of money, and like DD size titties. Probably way over my head, but the bitch is too smart and boring for her own good.

Anyway, she's going for a masters in criminology and has her BS in psychology already. I've been able to hide the fact that I'm severely fucked in the head thus far...probably because book smarts doesn't translate into street smarts. Now, I'm a completely apathetic and totally aimless person. I have no goal in life other than to eat lots of fried chicken. I've been able to hide this so far by being funny, but eventually she's going to find out that I have VERY fucked up views in life. Most of my friends, when I choose to have them, are scumbag scam artists or lowlife hustlers - and I have absolutely no problem with them. Shit, rob a bank, take hostages, kill police - if it's not me I don't care.

How long am I going to be able to hide this from the bitch? Have any of you been in this situation? Any dvice on how to change this without losing her?
 
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dont hide yourself from her, be real....man take it from me and the shit im going through (way different but similar in some sorts)
in the end your gonna have to be yourself and face the truth and see if shes gonna stick it through...if you hide ya true identity and the reveal it much later...its not gonna be the same
you have to lay ya cards on the table and play the hadn you were given....

if your crazy...then fuck it, thats who you are.....let her love you for you, not who your pretending to be....right now shes like an act you've been puttin on...and your going crazy inside to keep it up right....well if you think your fucked in the head, your bound to go schizo in a short time of being two people and leading tweo different lives....and with you already mentally kinda haywire, this only adds fuel to the fire...right...

My answer is to not hide anything (im the last person that should offer this advice, but i am)
You are who you are....get drunk and tell her everything...but do it tactfully, let her know how you feel about her,m who you really are and hope she accepts....if she doesnt then she wasnt right for you....i mean she has a BS in psychology, how long do you think you can honestly BS her....

You are who you are...its up to her to accept of reject it....
 
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I <3 BUTTERFLYS said:
? Have any of you been in this situation? Any dvice on how to change this without losing her?
first off, why do you want to change...to keep her....?
IS she honestly worth changing over,....are you comfortable being someone who you really arent or puttin on an act to save her....
If you change for her....will it last...? Are you doing it for her or for yourself.....sounds like just for her...if your ever going to change your self image and personality, do it for yourself first....

I know love,lust and infatuation can be STRONG emotions....really strong...and can cause you to think different about things....you need to get in touch with yourself first and find out what you want (easier said then done, but you have to try..and keep trying)

sounds like you like her for her career and tits...and what she MIGHT be able to offer you....Is she really what you want...will your insecurities about yourself get in the way of your relationship (always not feelin good enough for her...always wondering is she loves YOU for YOU..not the act.etc)


think about it, if you put on an act, she loves that act....then shes not really lvoing you...she loves the act
if you be yourself and she loves it, then she loves YOU....not one of your schizo roles....if not then it wasnt meant to be
 
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I'd say fuck her first and if you're still feeling her and she feeling you, tell her. That way if you rejects you, you won't ever have the feeling of damn I didn't get to fuck her. And you won't be able to hide your true views and what not that long. Your opinions will come out sooner or later and she'll catch it and notice the fucked up person you are. I say, you can hide it long enough to fuck her...
 
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aiight i gave you the right advice.....if that doesnt work i would recommend changing using deep tissue brain stimulation techniques...Take a pencil or screwdriver and jam it as hard as you can into you ear canal, then twist it counterclockwise for approx 7-10 revolutions....remove and clean, re-insert and twist clockwise for 5 revolution, if bleeding occurs,it should be light, seal you ear canal with rubber cement for approx 3 days...afte that you should notice a change in your mood and thought process.
 

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maybe this beezey is just as nuts in the head and thats why shes fuckin with you.

Shes studying psycology, you think she hasnt figured it out already?

Live your life, eat some chicken, and enjoy yourself.
 
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I <3 BUTTERFLYS said:
Man, I have an opportunity to date this bitch who has a career job, lots of money, and like DD size titties. Probably way over my head, but the bitch is too smart and boring for her own good.

Anyway, she's going for a masters in criminology and has her BS in psychology already. I've been able to hide the fact that I'm severely fucked in the head thus far...probably because book smarts doesn't translate into street smarts. Now, I'm a completely apathetic and totally aimless person. I have no goal in life other than to eat lots of fried chicken. I've been able to hide this so far by being funny, but eventually she's going to find out that I have VERY fucked up views in life. Most of my friends, when I choose to have them, are scumbag scam artists or lowlife hustlers - and I have absolutely no problem with them. Shit, rob a bank, take hostages, kill police - if it's not me I don't care.

How long am I going to be able to hide this from the bitch? Have any of you been in this situation? Any dvice on how to change this without losing her?

yEA I JUS GOT OUTTa sum shit like that and im glad.... i say fuck her if she can get on yo level to at least understand where you comin from n why... so if she worth she'll be open minded abou thow u feel but u know if she at least givin sum good ass head or fuckin like she mean it... i'd fuck wit 'er
 
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I <3 BUTTERFLYS said:
Man, I have an opportunity to date this bitch who has a career job, lots of money, and like DD size titties. Probably way over my head, but the bitch is too smart and boring for her own good.

Anyway, she's going for a masters in criminology and has her BS in psychology already. I've been able to hide the fact that I'm severely fucked in the head thus far...probably because book smarts doesn't translate into street smarts. Now, I'm a completely apathetic and totally aimless person. I have no goal in life other than to eat lots of fried chicken. I've been able to hide this so far by being funny, but eventually she's going to find out that I have VERY fucked up views in life. Most of my friends, when I choose to have them, are scumbag scam artists or lowlife hustlers - and I have absolutely no problem with them. Shit, rob a bank, take hostages, kill police - if it's not me I don't care.

How long am I going to be able to hide this from the bitch? Have any of you been in this situation? Any dvice on how to change this without losing her?

You need to change yourself homie. Use your brain if your aimless then your a worthless human being, you need to get that mind going and dump of shady friends quick before you end up locked down. Open up kid, if you stay stupid then the gov just greases that ass more for the fucking you will deserve if you dont get your mind up. No Homo
 
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PressPlay Prod. said:
as long as he doesnt goes too far and get it tattoo'd on his face like sum people we kno of
where do u think this eastcoast cat got the idea that it was the "in" thing to like butterflys
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