CRAZIEST PLACE YOU'VE EVER SMOKED WEED??

[B-San]

Damn... memories are returning....

...about 50 of us blew big after my boy's memorial service in front of this fancy hotel in Cupertino on the corner of Stevens Creek & Sunnyvale-Saratoga...

The service was actually for my boy who had smoked me out for the 1st time in the highschool bathroom...

RIP David

 

[I. Cold]

detox forum anyone?

 

[JAPE]

rubbing alcohol & salt is the ONLY thing gonna get it clean, aside from JASCO, or some paint thinner ( which I doubt you'd want in your bong )

I thought about putting it in the dishwasher.. anybody put their pieces in the dishwasher?

 

[Gas One]

seems like it would stain resin in your washer..

happened in my washer (clothing) to the thing in the middle that turns


im hella sober...deez no guud..

 

[BIGCHILL]

a two man cell in cya.

 

[MaddDogg]

Front steps of City Hall, San Francisco CA, 11 a.m. on a Friday

 

[90'sBayPlayer]

"Smoked on the Santa Clara County Bus; the driver pulled over, had some wierd metal cattle-prod looking thing and asked, "who lit the blunt"... we had to jump out the windows & watched the sherriffs while hidden behind some dumpsters..."



True story I too was on that bus and the dude was hella heated, maybe cause we didn't share or some shit.

 

[FreedomLost]

This was not me, but the story is worth sharing as the craziest incident I have heard of.

Back in my college days, a classmate who had finished his military service, talked about smoking pot in a middle eastern country where the penalty is they shoot you on site.
( I can not remember the exact country he said , it may have been Saudi Arabia)
He was smoking with a few locals and he went to take a leak. While doing his business, he heard some commotion and the locals he was with were shot.

Dude did not seem like a bullshitter, but you never know

 

[rwashing34]

Lol!

Ma homeboy was a military police and he told me how to pass a piss test......

Jack off b4 the test and u will piss some semen in the cup and throw it off.

It works cause I smoked once in the navy when I was in this skool. 2 days later they surprised us wit a piss test and I told errybody that I had to shit but I was really rubbin one off. Lol worked perfectly cause I had a reputation of shittin hella much and I still do!

lol

 

[Defy]

Same here.. i need to get a new piece because mine is too hard to clean out.. i cant ALWAYS get the resin unless i sit there for an hour which i dont like to do. and i hate metal pipes.. bongs are cool but i cant ever seem to clean them either.. the weed chunks get caked above the water line and seem to cement to the glass.. makes me want to throw it.. someone needs to invent a pipe when the pipe splits in two and its held together by a clip that fits around the bowl or something so its easier to clean.. i cant stand getting resin all over my fingers or having little bong pokers or safety pins with resin all over em.. because then i end up getting it on my fuckin bed sheets or my floor then it ends up on a shirt. anyways fuck my pipe.

they have pipes you can take apart, but they're metal

in a movie theater while watchin a movie (the movie had been out for a while and the place was empty)

I used to work at a movie theater and when there'd be someone smoking in the theater I'd move take out the glass to the slide projector so all the air would shoot into the booth from the theater.....I'd just stick my head in the window for hella long.....lol

man i dont really smoke in weird places no more. some of my favorite spots though:

fish ranch rd. in berkeley hills
any freeway any time as long as I'm driving
when i used to snowboard a lot it was the shit to smoke on the chairlift

but when I lived in Italy I smoked a joint with a Russian dude at the top of the Mole Antoinetta

which is this motherfucker right here:

and thats gotta be the coolest place i ever got lit at. it was night time too so all you cold see was lights for miles and miles. plus the elevator to get up to that thing is mainey.

someone on here (might have been dubbc) was talking about fish ranch road too.....every time I pass by the exit (which is rarely) I always wanna go smoke there, but I'm always headed somewhere so I'm like fuck it. that tower looks dope tho.

when i used to snowboard a lot it was the shit to smoke on the chairlift

any boarder who dont smoke on the lift is a pansy ass muh fucka LOL

lol....I hate the lifts. I smoked on them but I didn't enjoy it.....I liked finding a little cutty spot in the woods partway down the mountain to sit & blaze.....shit was fun as fuck flying down the mountain afterwards bumpin some shit in the headphones!

Last but not least, in my car on the UC Berkley campus, in broad daylight in front of the library... literally on the campus - not in the parking lot...

when I was at berkeley high I'd always go up & smoke at uc berkeley. there's a river at the end of channing way (I think) and we'd blow there.....there's also a cement thing over one part of the stream up higher in the campus that I blew at a couple times with this chick that went to the school.....but the best spot on campus was at the top of the art building! we'd take the elevator as high as it goes then go up the stairs to the top floor right before the roof, then we'd just blow at the window/patio thing. shit had a sick ass view of the san francisco bay


I'm trying to think of other dope spots I've smoked at.....I can't think of anything "crazy" tho, that shit doesn't excite me like "oooh, lets go smoke here where we might die or get caught!" that shit is not fun to me, I wanna relax & enjoy my high.

 

[JAPE]

Yea i know, i dont like those. They're cool and everything but i hate metal.

 

[TheWestBaySav]

ive smoked in some sketch places, but smoking out in the bleachers at Pac Bell Park at a Giants-Dodgers game was tight..definitely sketch cuz cops stand by the top of the aisles out there, makin sure shit doesnt pop off..usher came down and figured out it was me and my crew who were the culprits, but couldnt prove it..good times!

 

[WeDueThis]

In a police station/court parking lot. I was waiting for my brother to pay a ticket. City of Eastpointe, Mi. Its kinda like whores who like to fuck in public, it was for the thrill of it. I looked at my halfy and said "fuck it".

 

[savage]

behind the outhouse by the lake. i was on duty, too. i was the landscaper. i think i was like 16 or 17 at the time. but i think the boss knew what was going on, and she didn't say shit. so its coo.

 

[WeDueThis]

behind the outhouse by the lake. i was on duty, too. i was the landscaper. i think i was like 16 or 17 at the time. but i think the boss knew what was going on, and she didn't say shit. so its coo.

Haha, landscapers stay gettin blowed. After a hard day of cuttin down trees you gotta wind down by blowin trees.

Me and my buddy used to go to the traphouse on some hot ass shit. Goin up their with the truck with the company name on it and a trailer full of equipment.


Also i was helpin my aunt move and she wanted some weed to celebrate. She didnt have a car so she had me take the U-Haul down to the hood to get some trees. I parked a block away from the house, i know niggas trip on some "Oh shit a raid!" when they see U-Haul type trucks pullin up in front of the house.

 

[savage]

Haha, landscapers stay gettin blowed. After a hard day of cuttin down trees you gotta wind down by blowin trees..

After? nah me and the homie were sparkin up about 3-4 hours into our shift lol

 

[bulky408]

pomona, with a cop parked behind us silent blurpt

 

[Pak Dan]

OUTSIDE OF MALLS W/ HELLA PPL AROUND [ALMOST GOT A DUI FOR IT], MARINE WORLD, FORESTS, N SHYT

A HELLA CRAZY TIME WAS ONE OF MY FRIEND'S FRIEND HAD THIS CONVERTIBLE N WE WERE BLAZIN THIS TRAINWRECK BLUNT MOBBIN ON THE FREEWAY REALLY FAST. DOPE ASS TIME

MY CRAZIEST WAS DURING THIS BIG ASS STORM OUTSIDE. I WAS HLDIN ON TO THE DOOR N IT KEPT SWANGIN N SHYT. HELLA WINDY N RAINY N LIGHTNING[SICK]


I SMOKED SOME BOMB HASH IN PAKISTAN TOO ON THE ROOFS OF HOUSES AND HEARIN GUNSHOTS SOMETIMES L0L

 

[Defy]

ive smoked in some sketch places, but smoking out in the bleachers at Pac Bell Park at a Giants-Dodgers game was tight..definitely sketch cuz cops stand by the top of the aisles out there, makin sure shit doesnt pop off..usher came down and figured out it was me and my crew who were the culprits, but couldnt prove it..good times!

hella reminded me. I smoked at Candlestick at a 9er's game, but that was on the walkway to get to the seats and shit. no real thrill or anything, just wanted to be high if I was gonna watch 2 teams that I wasn't really into (they were playing the Redskins) but I was just glad to be at a football game.

I've only been to 3 pro football games in my life...I'm finna change that tho, I've been to the home opener for the Raiders the last 2 years and had hella fun by myself. first game I was gonna roll a blunt before the game but shit happened and I wasn't able to. I had trees, but fucked the swisher up on bart. hopped on a couple beers and watched the game till halftime, then went to the smoking area to have a cig. I start smelling hella weed and I'm like "yes, I'm home!" so I looked out for someone who had a pipe so I could pack a bowl. I find someone and he's says it's coo after he clears his shit with his homies so I'm waiting and start choppin it up with some other people standing around, who then pull out a J and pass it to me. it goes around a couple times and then all of the sudden there starts to be commotion behind me and the guy who pulled out the j there rushes to where the commotion was. Me & the chick there look at each other, shrug, and keep smoking. Turns out the commotion was people bumrushing the credit card application thing that's giving away blankets and dood comes back with a few Raider's blankets and hands them to us. Free weed, free blanket, and saw a dope ass Randy Moss catch between 2 KC defenders right in front of me cuz the seats were dumbass close.

Last year I treated myself to an early birthday present and decided to go watch Monday Night Football at the coliseum. I copped 2 tickets right before the game started (which were better seats & combined were cheaper then the single ticket) rolled a couple blunts, but hella just wanted to get into the game. I figured I'd just smoke at halftime like the year before, but this time I ended up being right next to the black hole. fuck waiting for halftime, dood behind me asks for a lighter and I see he got a blunt, so we chiefing during the first 2 quarters like fuck it!

 

[savage]

wtf, i'm not reading all of that right now. kinda too buzzed.