CRAZIEST PLACE YOU'VE EVER SMOKED WEED??

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Gas One

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Lol!

Ma homeboy was a military police and he told me how to pass a piss test......

Jack off b4 the test and u will piss some semen in the cup and throw it off.

It works cause I smoked once in the navy when I was in this skool. 2 days later they surprised us wit a piss test and I told errybody that I had to shit but I was really rubbin one off. Lol worked perfectly cause I had a reputation of shittin hella much and I still do!
lmao

i aint handin no one a cup of jizz that they didnt ask for

that sex offender shit has too much of a thin line

you hand that shit to the urinalysis dude he gon look at you like 'nigga what the fuck?' and hand that shit back to you super quick

bathroom smellin like...fritos....


edit: they say theres no THC in resin and let me tell you thats bullshit cuz i am lit. fuck being broke till payday.
 

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Oh yea i use to smoke that shit as a little guy.. i think i still got like 15 grams of resin from cleaning my pipe.. unless i threw it away.. which i most likely did.
 
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Lol!

Ma homeboy was a military police and he told me how to pass a piss test......

Jack off b4 the test and u will piss some semen in the cup and throw it off.

It works cause I smoked once in the navy when I was in this skool. 2 days later they surprised us wit a piss test and I told errybody that I had to shit but I was really rubbin one off. Lol worked perfectly cause I had a reputation of shittin hella much and I still do!
No way... How does that throw the test off?
 

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yeah i throw my resin out every what...2-3 days...shit would smell up the house...and it makes my piece smell, and it changes the taste of the smoke imo

i woulda made a collection but its not every day im broke..this is some shit only a big ass vacation could do lol

not trippin tho cuz it always works out...illl end up getting weed somehow by tonight and money before the morning

having my name=makes me keep gas in my car? its weird. i cant be named gas and have no gas.
 

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yeah i throw my resin out every what...2-3 days...shit would smell up the house...and it makes my piece smell, and it changes the taste of the smoke imo
Same here.. i need to get a new piece because mine is too hard to clean out.. i cant ALWAYS get the resin unless i sit there for an hour which i dont like to do. and i hate metal pipes.. bongs are cool but i cant ever seem to clean them either.. the weed chunks get caked above the water line and seem to cement to the glass.. makes me want to throw it.. someone needs to invent a pipe when the pipe splits in two and its held together by a clip that fits around the bowl or something so its easier to clean.. i cant stand getting resin all over my fingers or having little bong pokers or safety pins with resin all over em.. because then i end up getting it on my fuckin bed sheets or my floor then it ends up on a shirt. anyways fuck my pipe.
 
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in a movie theater while watchin a movie (the movie had been out for a while and the place was empty) one time i was on a good one and i climbed the castle at scandia at night and smoked a blunt thizzin at the top of the castle watchin traffic fly by..in class in highschool and locker rooms..the freezer in a cold stone icecream shop...
 

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^haha i guessed that much considering you dont smoke a blunt after you put it out...
And actually after you said that ive been doing that. i got a big ass pill bottle with like half joints and a gang of roaches where before i would smoke them bitches.. put em in the pipe and shit. But i always have weed so no need.. ill save them for a rainy day... Like now... when my boy is dickin me around.. i need this sour d
 

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in a movie theater while watchin a movie (the movie had been out for a while and the place was empty) one time i was on a good one and i climbed the castle at scandia at night and smoked a blunt thizzin at the top of the castle watchin traffic fly by..in class in highschool and locker rooms..the freezer in a cold stone icecream shop...
Please tell me where there's a castle in California.
 
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man i dont really smoke in weird places no more. some of my favorite spots though:

fish ranch rd. in berkeley hills
any freeway any time as long as I'm driving
when i used to snowboard a lot it was the shit to smoke on the chairlift

but when I lived in Italy I smoked a joint with a Russian dude at the top of the Mole Antoinetta

which is this motherfucker right here:



and thats gotta be the coolest place i ever got lit at. it was night time too so all you cold see was lights for miles and miles. plus the elevator to get up to that thing is mainey.
 

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#53
@SHEA
iver tried the salt and water, salt and vinegar, salt and soap mixes but it never really gets the shit out my bong. I cant get to the part after it cruves.


man i dont really smoke in weird places no more. some of my favorite spots though:

fish ranch rd. in berkeley hills
any freeway any time as long as I'm driving
when i used to snowboard a lot it was the shit to smoke on the chairlift

but when I lived in Italy I smoked a joint with a Russian dude at the top of the Mole Antoinetta

which is this motherfucker right here:



and thats gotta be the coolest place i ever got lit at. it was night time too so all you cold see was lights for miles and miles. plus the elevator to get up to that thing is mainey.
that place looks sick
 

Gas One

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#54
Same here.. i need to get a new piece because mine is too hard to clean out.. i cant ALWAYS get the resin unless i sit there for an hour which i dont like to do. and i hate metal pipes.. bongs are cool but i cant ever seem to clean them either.. the weed chunks get caked above the water line and seem to cement to the glass.. makes me want to throw it.. someone needs to invent a pipe when the pipe splits in two and its held together by a clip that fits around the bowl or something so its easier to clean.. i cant stand getting resin all over my fingers or having little bong pokers or safety pins with resin all over em.. because then i end up getting it on my fuckin bed sheets or my floor then it ends up on a shirt. anyways fuck my pipe.
yeah thats why i never get huge bongs. cant clean them and eventually they just become this big stinky ass piece of glass. rock salt and alcohol works well to clean but yeah i know what you mean. i stopped smoking from pipes because this thing used to happen where a big ass piece of resin or a piece of weed or something flies down my throat..lol that was also why i started cleaning my shit..

also the sadhus in india have weird customs when they smoke weed (and thats all they do besides praise god) ...they clean their pipes and bowls out before every use...i usually do that with my bowl, ill wipe it down so its clean. ive always got this feeling like the thc in smoke would bind with the resin on the side of your glass more than it would to glass itself. dunno if scientifically thats true, but could be. either way i just like piece of mind that im tasting the bowl im burning, and nothing else.

i cant even stand dirty water in my bong..pet peeve for the same reason above...whats the point of filtrating smoke through dirty ass water...i relly couldnt even pass someone a dirty ass bong id feel fucked up...like i was subjecting them to bacteria or somethin
 
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i said the castle at SCANDIA..the one that over looks the freeway in the mini golf section..but yeah hearst castle down south is fuckin sick as fuck..i got hella pics u gotta schedule 3 three hour tours jus to peep the whole thing
 
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1st time I smoked was in the highschool bathroom during class...

A few weeks later, we broke into a room at my old Jr High thru the ceiling & hotboxed a storage room...

Smoked on the Santa Clara County Bus; the driver pulled over, had some wierd metal cattle-prod looking thing and asked, "who lit the blunt"... we had to jump out the windows & watched the sherriffs while hidden behind some dumpsters...

My bedroom when I thought my pops was going out of town for 3 days... he was actually playing a joke on me and returned in 3 hours... right when I was blowing & saccin' up 2 pounds... lol

Last but not least, in my car on the UC Berkley campus, in broad daylight in front of the library... literally on the campus - not in the parking lot...
 
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Oh yeah.. in Richmond at the park right in front of my G'ma's house... what is weird is the park is named after my Grandfather & has a head sculpture of him... so it was like he was watchin' my patna & I as we were cheifin'...

Shit was crazy cuz it looked like he wanted to choke me out lol...

...I eventually found out that he wasn't the only one watching, as my G'ma kindly pointed out a few days later....
 
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Smoked on the Bus, we were passin the pipe around. then the bus driver stopped, it was a black dude and he came to the back like "put the fuckin weed away" and then went and sat back down.
Ha Ha ... same wit me - the driver was on older brotha...

Looked kinda like dude from that comedy 'Roc' but a few shades darker, more in shape, & a lil bit older