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L.D.S.

L.D.S.

The Bakersman
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Mizzourah
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Fuck, I don't even know what one of my best friends kids looks like and he's been breathing the same air as me for a little over a year now. I see dude all the time, but it's always after 7 when the munchkin goes to sleep.
 
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Nevasoba

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Dirt E. Needlez said:
Monte you need to sale that car and buy your granny some groceries boy, don't be trying to roll that piece of shit and have it break down on you and then you gonna beg granny to pay to have that piece of shit towed home.

You have less common sense that a heap of horse shit you mentally incompetant fool? Is your head filled with tree sap and peanut butter ?

Mohntay you really should lay off the hyphy juice, cut those disgusting terds off your head,buy yourself some adult clothes and concentrate on making something other than a fool of yourself.
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Dirt E. Needlez said:
Lol....

Ya shoulda seen the look on the doctors face, when at 8 months pregnant Montes mom walks in smokin a newport 100 and says she wants an abortion.

When she had the baby, the doctor told her he can only offer his condolences and there wasn't much he can do, she's stuck raising an autistic down syndrome ugly little crackbaby.

Now he runs around with them linty ass black cheetos for braids, with a hot dose of fillmoe dick on his breathe and lookin like a half retarded Webster. He gets tattooed by a blind man, becomes the Guinnes books Worlds Dumbest Midget CEO, and his greatest acconplishment in life is getting a green chicharron tattooed on his back.

He still chases money, but the cash is better at playin hide and go seek, that bitch on them bills is blindfolded too, how the fuck you chasin a blindfolded bitch and can't catch her?

Kid you got about as much sense as a firefighter in a newspaper jumpsuit fightin the blaze with kerosene

Betta buy some stock in frito lay or somethin quick homie, you done saved up your $10 a week allowance all year and bought you a car....and there's a whiteboy profiting off your mistakes and makin paper off you chasin it...

Damn monte, buy a bullet, rent a gun and find an open field.
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Gaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwddaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! LOL
L.D.S. said:
You're right. I'd much rather own a broke ass Cutlass with Orange Flake(actual) paint and some 20" Momo's from '99 than I would, say, a rare Trans Am or an Impala SS.
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Damn I wouldnt mind a bucket Cutlass but I'd keep tha rallys on it....but wait what car do he got I seemed to have missed somethin
 
L.D.S.

L.D.S.

The Bakersman
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Nevasoba said:
Damn I wouldnt mind a bucket Cutlass but I'd keep tha rallys on it....but wait what car do he got I seemed to have missed somethin
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He got a beater Cutlass. He was telling a guy that has two dope cars to go out and buy a dope car equivalent to his. If I did go buy a car that was in the same shape as his, I'd end up with a hurt looking Caprice that had two different styles of rims, grey primer trying to cover up someone's bad bondo skills, a rusty vinyl top, and ripped interior.

In no way am I judging the man for his car decision, but I am calling him a fucking moron for wanting a shit paint job and some nice wheels on a car that most likely desperately needs some real care.

Syko Sniper said:
MONTE SERIPOUSLKY BOR
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What kind of word is that? Explain.

Dirt E. Needlez said:
damn shame when muthafuckas from the other side of the world can see your stupidity
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OUCH. That's cold. LOL
 
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