Come on, Monte

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#62
the new thing on myspace is like, if you added new people or whatever you see when they added pictures.

booooy, monte be crackin me up. i dont diss online no more. that nigga is lil bomedy, tho.

that lion tamer shit almost made me choke on a 7- layer burrito. i really need to reinstate my no shirtless niggas on my fuckin myspace rule. cuz once i opened up my shit and this nigga aint have no shirt on all stargazin into the fuckin cam, that aint cool in no sort of way.

and my nigga kinda look like a lost african kid though in them pics
the tattoo apparently is real shit. i cant wait to see the finished product of his backrifa. thats about to be some shit obama is fucking with.

hahaha wtf is you lookin at my shirtless pictures at for anyway nigga,hahaha.

yea i be comin wit the funnies
 

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#63
dont get it twisted, tryout for 'the gods must be crazy' oakland ass nigga. unfortunately since you added me on myspace, i have to see every single one of your 'please! choose me myspace girl pleaase!' pics.

have i got laughs out of it? yes.

like.....seriously...i thank you for laughs
no jokes
 
Apr 11, 2008
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#67
Lol....

Ya shoulda seen the look on the doctors face, when at 8 months pregnant Montes mom walks in smokin a newport 100 and says she wants an abortion.

When she had the baby, the doctor told her he can only offer his condolences and there wasn't much he can do, she's stuck raising an autistic down syndrome ugly little crackbaby.

Now he runs around with them linty ass black cheetos for braids, with a hot dose of fillmoe dick on his breathe and lookin like a half retarded Webster. He gets tattooed by a blind man, becomes the Guinnes books Worlds Dumbest Midget CEO, and his greatest acconplishment in life is getting a green chicharron tattooed on his back.

He still chases money, but the cash is better at playin hide and go seek, that bitch on them bills is blindfolded too, how the fuck you chasin a blindfolded bitch and can't catch her?

Kid you got about as much sense as a firefighter in a newspaper jumpsuit fightin the blaze with kerosene

Betta buy some stock in frito lay or somethin quick homie, you done saved up your $10 a week allowance all year and bought you a car....and there's a whiteboy profiting off your mistakes and makin paper off you chasin it...

Damn monte, buy a bullet, rent a gun and find an open field.
 
Apr 26, 2003
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#69
Lol....

Ya shoulda seen the look on the doctors face, when at 8 months pregnant Montes mom walks in smokin a newport 100 and says she wants an abortion.

When she had the baby, the doctor told her he can only offer his condolences and there wasn't much he can do, she's stuck raising an autistic down syndrome ugly little crackbaby.

Now he runs around with them linty ass black cheetos for braids, with a hot dose of fillmoe dick on his breathe and lookin like a half retarded Webster. He gets tattooed by a blind man, becomes the Guinnes books Worlds Dumbest Midget CEO, and his greatest acconplishment in life is getting a green chicharron tattooed on his back.

He still chases money, but the cash is better at playin hide and go seek, that bitch on them bills is blindfolded too, how the fuck you chasin a blindfolded bitch and can't catch her?

Kid you got about as much sense as a firefighter in a newspaper jumpsuit fightin the blaze with kerosene

Betta buy some stock in frito lay or somethin quick homie, you done saved up your $10 a week allowance all year and bought you a car....and there's a whiteboy profiting off your mistakes and makin paper off you chasin it...

Damn monte, buy a bullet, rent a gun and find an open field.
good lord...nice
 
May 4, 2002
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#70
Lol....

Ya shoulda seen the look on the doctors face, when at 8 months pregnant Montes mom walks in smokin a newport 100 and says she wants an abortion.

When she had the baby, the doctor told her he can only offer his condolences and there wasn't much he can do, she's stuck raising an autistic down syndrome ugly little crackbaby.

Now he runs around with them linty ass black cheetos for braids, with a hot dose of fillmoe dick on his breathe and lookin like a half retarded Webster. He gets tattooed by a blind man, becomes the Guinnes books Worlds Dumbest Midget CEO, and his greatest acconplishment in life is getting a green chicharron tattooed on his back.

He still chases money, but the cash is better at playin hide and go seek, that bitch on them bills is blindfolded too, how the fuck you chasin a blindfolded bitch and can't catch her?

Kid you got about as much sense as a firefighter in a newspaper jumpsuit fightin the blaze with kerosene

Betta buy some stock in frito lay or somethin quick homie, you done saved up your $10 a week allowance all year and bought you a car....and there's a whiteboy profiting off your mistakes and makin paper off you chasin it...

Damn monte, buy a bullet, rent a gun and find an open field.
lol
 
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#71
Ya shoulda seen the look on the doctors face, when at 8 months pregnant Montes mom walks in smokin a newport 100 and says she wants an abortion.
 

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#72
Lol....

Ya shoulda seen the look on the doctors face, when at 8 months pregnant Montes mom walks in smokin a newport 100 and says she wants an abortion.

When she had the baby, the doctor told her he can only offer his condolences and there wasn't much he can do, she's stuck raising an autistic down syndrome ugly little crackbaby.

Now he runs around with them linty ass black cheetos for braids, with a hot dose of fillmoe dick on his breathe and lookin like a half retarded Webster. He gets tattooed by a blind man, becomes the Guinnes books Worlds Dumbest Midget CEO, and his greatest acconplishment in life is getting a green chicharron tattooed on his back.

He still chases money, but the cash is better at playin hide and go seek, that bitch on them bills is blindfolded too, how the fuck you chasin a blindfolded bitch and can't catch her?

Kid you got about as much sense as a firefighter in a newspaper jumpsuit fightin the blaze with kerosene

Betta buy some stock in frito lay or somethin quick homie, you done saved up your $10 a week allowance all year and bought you a car....and there's a whiteboy profiting off your mistakes and makin paper off you chasin it...

Damn monte, buy a bullet, rent a gun and find an open field.
lol...
 

L.D.S.

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#74
aint no 1 mad..why would i be mad or care what a hater gotta say, go out and own some shit yoselfs and get off my dick

You're right. I'd much rather own a broke ass Cutlass with Orange Flake(actual) paint and some 20" Momo's from '99 than I would, say, a rare Trans Am or an Impala SS.
 
Nov 27, 2006
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and OFFTOPIC PSA THAT COULDA BEEN PMED: chree if you donT stop txt messaging me pictures of your fucking baby at 11:54pm i am going to kill you. like serious, slip GHB in your drink in tj and leave type style. and theyll blame it on the prostitute, no worries. you fuck up all sorts of highs with that shit.


NO MORE BABY PICTURES


I HATE BABIES
FUCKING BLOODCLOT DISEASE CARRIERS
lmao. Chree you a bitch!
 
Mar 1, 2006
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#78
Monte you need to sale that car and buy your granny some groceries boy, don't be trying to roll that piece of shit and have it break down on you and then you gonna beg granny to pay to have that piece of shit towed home.

You have less common sense that a heap of horse shit you mentally incompetant fool? Is your head filled with tree sap and peanut butter ?

Mohntay you really should lay off the hyphy juice, cut those disgusting terds off your head,buy yourself some adult clothes and concentrate on making something other than a fool of yourself.
ROFLMAO AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH READ THAT SHIT IN A BIG MOMMA VOICE, "Mohntay"! LOL
 
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and OFFTOPIC PSA THAT COULDA BEEN PMED: chree if you donT stop txt messaging me pictures of your fucking baby at 11:54pm i am going to kill you. like serious, slip GHB in your drink in tj and leave type style. and theyll blame it on the prostitute, no worries. you fuck up all sorts of highs with that shit.


NO MORE BABY PICTURES


I HATE BABIES
FUCKING BLOODCLOT DISEASE CARRIERS


LMFAOLOLOLROFL


I lost all my contacts and was wondering who's baby that was. He was the last person I would think it would be because the baby is several hues darker than he is.