Got an early 8:00am class that is four hours long. If I do not get trashed before I go, I'm going to end up dropping the class. I'm going to wake up, brush my teeth, down two doubles of everclear, and then sip a bottle of Orange Cicsco on my way to class. I should be drunk by the time I walk in.
I wonder if this is a good idea or not. On the one hand, the teacher may smell my breath or see my sleepless, bloodshot eyes. On the other hand, I may crash on my way to class and kill a few people. Who could say no to that?
I wonder if this is a good idea or not. On the one hand, the teacher may smell my breath or see my sleepless, bloodshot eyes. On the other hand, I may crash on my way to class and kill a few people. Who could say no to that?