Clown The Scrub Above 2012

[wheregoliathat]

^Has a a jheri curl and likes to be called that "jheri girl girl" when he hops in the passenger seat of your truck and starts argueing about his prices for blowjobs

 

[Ez-Roo]

^ is the only MAN in the world that DVR'S "The Real House Wive's of LA"

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Gets goosebumps when another man blows air into his ear.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Threw-up when he saw that pic in Ez-Roos sig

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Is planning on serving his man buffalo wings with nothing but an apron on this entire NFL playoff weekend.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Orders buffalo wings for the celery

 

[mac_strong]

^^^is a sucker for guys with corduroy pants on.

 

[Chuco]

^^ always volunteers to be designated driver whenever he and his friends go out

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Carries a Swiss Army knife for protection and stashes it whenever cops are near.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Took the fall for mac-strong on a trickin beef he caught from SFPD last night in the Castro

 

[Irishmutt]

^ likes it when his boyfriend bat wings his face

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Just woke up in some random dudes bed dressed up like the Indian in the Village People

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Stormed out of a restaurant because they didn't have a lemon wedge for his ice water.

 

[IronLungs420]

^^^

chews tobacco to mask the smell of semen in his breath.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Checked over his finances from 2011 and spent $12,000 on women but didn't get any pussu...just they way he likes it

 

[Irishmutt]

^ thinks he is hard because he spent the night in county drunk tank and only got sodomized 3 times

 

[mac_strong]

^^^gets on the xbox kinect & practice his dance moves, before he goes clubbing.

 

[IronLungs420]

^^^
goes to the club and locks himself in a bathroom stall the whole night.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Mom won't buy him shoes with laces in them because of the time he "accidentally" tied one around his neck to the ceiling fan and fell off a stool

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Gets teary eyed and listens to Tupac's "Shed So Many Tears" while telling YG's about fallen soldiers but he's really just thinking about his goldfish.