Clown The Scrub Above 2012

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Is really named Cornelious Walter the Fourth of Wales, but tells the homies to call him Big Vato Jester.

 

[Ez-Roo]

^ got kicked out of the "Watch The Throne Concert" for throwing a pair of his panties at KANYE!

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Got kicked out of his Dungeons and Dragons circle of friends for being a pussy

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Got kicked out of a bachelor party for cringing every time the stripper got close to him.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Is convinced pussy is make believe because he has never seen or touched it. Classifies it in the same category as the Loch Ness Monster and everything in the Men in Black Trilogy

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Was in a coma and overheard his whole family talking about pulling the plug and who got dibs on his shoes.

 

[Irishmutt]

^^ almost had a new pair of slightly used shoes

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Wears New Balance and tells people they're Nike.

 

[Irishmutt]

^ has the worlds largest collection of xj900 shoes he copped from payless shoe stores

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ If his toes can't feel the sand, he's gone too far and swims a little back to shore.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Pays $100 a pair for Payless shoes but doesn't argue because he thinks they're worth every penny

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Bought plastic goggles and shorts hoping the execs at his work invite him to their racquetball games.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Afraid of playing sports or even watching them on TV, they make him nauseous

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Stops by UC Berkley everyday in hopes of playing a pick-up hackey sack game with occupiers.

 

[:ab:]

^^^^^^^^^founded the 'occupy Castro' movement

 

[Chuco]

^^ watches porn on his ipod

 

[Sacsick]

^ watches porn on his little metro phone

 

[mac_strong]

^^^watches porn on his moms phone, with his boy. sharing the earbuds.

 

[Sacsick]

^ mom cuts his hair

 

[mac_strong]

^^^perm his moms hair