Clown The Scrub Above 2012

[wheregoliathat]

^has a panic attack when he's boyfriend has to go to work in the mornings

 

[gimmefreemusic]

^still takes baths.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Takes golden showers and enjoys em thoroughly

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Friended Sacsick because he was admiring the flex picture and clicks "Like" on everything he says or does.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Tries to play it cool even though he's dieing inside after his boyfriend packed up and left last night

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Caught someone pocketing things from his home but was too afraid to say anything about it.

 

[Sacsick]

^ doesnt say anything to his neighbor even though his dog keeps him up all night

 

[mac_strong]

^^^called the police on his neighbor because they play their rap music too loud.

 

[:ab:]

^^^got trampled at a Justin bieber concert. said it was totally worth it.

 

[4thereal]

^^^ has dreams of fuckin male r&b singers

 

[:ab:]

^^^^^^no longer allowed to sit any of his nieces in his lap after this past xmas went down

 

[wheregoliathat]

^got kicked outta the mall for giving Santa a lap dance and asking for more dick for Xmas

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Just booked a Romantic Getaway through Groupon for Valentines day hoping to surprise his new boyfriend.

 

[Irishmutt]

^^^ the happy new boyfriend

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Dresses up like a ninja and sits outside Andy Milonakis house in a tree hoping to get a view of his idol

 

[Irishmutt]

^ first thing he does everytime he goes back to jail is get his salad tossed by his celly after drinking too much toliet bowl hooch

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Gets shook down by neighborhood 6 year olds for his weekly paycheck

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Found at a New Years party passed out by the toilet with a Zima bottle a quarter empty.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Almost has enough cans collected to get that McDouble he's been wanting since January 2nd

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Plugs his nose and walks faster if someone by him is smoking weed.