Tarzan and Jane
> > > When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to
> > > him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he
> > > had sex. > > >
> > > "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. > > >
> > > Jane explained to him what sex was. > > >
> > > Tarzan said, "Oh,.... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." > > >
> > > Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,... but I will
> > > show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and
> > > laid down on the ground. > > >
> > > "Here" she said, "You must put it in here." > > >
> > > Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable
> > > manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick in the
> > > crotch! > > >
> > > Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. > > >
> > > Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed "WHAT DID YOU
> > > DO THAT FOR?" > > >
> > > "Tarzan check for squirrel!"
> > > When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to
> > > him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he
> > > had sex. > > >
> > > "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. > > >
> > > Jane explained to him what sex was. > > >
> > > Tarzan said, "Oh,.... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." > > >
> > > Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,... but I will
> > > show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and
> > > laid down on the ground. > > >
> > > "Here" she said, "You must put it in here." > > >
> > > Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable
> > > manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick in the
> > > crotch! > > >
> > > Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. > > >
> > > Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed "WHAT DID YOU
> > > DO THAT FOR?" > > >
> > > "Tarzan check for squirrel!"
