Alex: Hi. I’m a live DIRECTV product specialist. Would you like my help checking out?
Alex: Just type your question below.
You: how about giving me sunday ticket free for life
Alex: We appreciate you considering DIRECTV, the #1 satellite provider, for your household.
You: ORLY
Alex: I wish I could but this is a promotional offer and only FREE for 2011 season.
You: i can has for 2 yeaqrs
Alex: You can have it free for this season only.
You: i can has for 2 seasons for free
You: the entire lenght of my agreement if I switch from dish
You: how much dollars is it for ticket sundays
Alex: NFL Sunday ticket is for $334.45.
You: oh my god
You: OH MY GOD
You: can I have it for 2 seasons for free
Alex: Are you still with me?
You: yes
You: I would like it for 2 seasons foir free
You: and I will switch from dish and tell dish to kiss my ass
Alex: No, you can have it for this season only.
You: I will tell them if I can has for 2 seasons for free
Alex: I am sorry you can have it FREE for 2011 season only.
You: does that mean super bowl
You: or games in 2012
You: i can has
Alex: I mean NFL free for 2011 season.
You: but some games are in 2012 but it is still 2011 season
You: I can has for 2012 too
Alex: Only 2011 season.
Alex: You will get it till the 2011 season ends
Alex: Are youstill withme?
You: can I have some deal on 2012
You: like half price
You: 300+ is steep
You: what if the lockout never ends
You: You should do for the life of the agreement
You: free like local channels
Alex: No, you cannot have a deal like that.
You: i'd be a customer by now
You: why not alex
You: you want my business don't you
Alex: I am sorry I cannot do that.
Alex: You can have NFL Sunday Ticket at $66.99 /mo. for 5 months in next season.
You: how about 75 dollars for 2012
You: i'd be a buyer at that number
Alex: I am sorry, I cannot change the pricing that is fixed for the NFL ticket.
You: it sounds like some price fixing is going on
You: I need a deal
You: you want me to sign on for 24 months then give me free 24 months sunday ticket
Alex: It is FREE for this season only, the contract for 24 months is needed to avail the services of DIRECTV.
You: if you give me free for 24 months on sunday ticket then I will agree to a 24 month contract
You: you are pulling hte bait and switch it seems
You: "free sunday ticket"
You: like free hbo *3 months
Alex: I am sorry I cannot do that.
You: please
You: the guy on tv siad you could
You: lol
You: i can has free 24 months sunday ticket?
Alex: Just type your question below.
You: how about giving me sunday ticket free for life
Alex: We appreciate you considering DIRECTV, the #1 satellite provider, for your household.
You: ORLY
Alex: I wish I could but this is a promotional offer and only FREE for 2011 season.
You: i can has for 2 yeaqrs
Alex: You can have it free for this season only.
You: i can has for 2 seasons for free
You: the entire lenght of my agreement if I switch from dish
You: how much dollars is it for ticket sundays
Alex: NFL Sunday ticket is for $334.45.
You: oh my god
You: OH MY GOD
You: can I have it for 2 seasons for free
Alex: Are you still with me?
You: yes
You: I would like it for 2 seasons foir free
You: and I will switch from dish and tell dish to kiss my ass
Alex: No, you can have it for this season only.
You: I will tell them if I can has for 2 seasons for free
Alex: I am sorry you can have it FREE for 2011 season only.
You: does that mean super bowl
You: or games in 2012
You: i can has
Alex: I mean NFL free for 2011 season.
You: but some games are in 2012 but it is still 2011 season
You: I can has for 2012 too
Alex: Only 2011 season.
Alex: You will get it till the 2011 season ends
Alex: Are youstill withme?
You: can I have some deal on 2012
You: like half price
You: 300+ is steep
You: what if the lockout never ends
You: You should do for the life of the agreement
You: free like local channels
Alex: No, you cannot have a deal like that.
You: i'd be a customer by now
You: why not alex
You: you want my business don't you
Alex: I am sorry I cannot do that.
Alex: You can have NFL Sunday Ticket at $66.99 /mo. for 5 months in next season.
You: how about 75 dollars for 2012
You: i'd be a buyer at that number
Alex: I am sorry, I cannot change the pricing that is fixed for the NFL ticket.
You: it sounds like some price fixing is going on
You: I need a deal
You: you want me to sign on for 24 months then give me free 24 months sunday ticket
Alex: It is FREE for this season only, the contract for 24 months is needed to avail the services of DIRECTV.
You: if you give me free for 24 months on sunday ticket then I will agree to a 24 month contract
You: you are pulling hte bait and switch it seems
You: "free sunday ticket"
You: like free hbo *3 months
Alex: I am sorry I cannot do that.
You: please
You: the guy on tv siad you could
You: lol
You: i can has free 24 months sunday ticket?