charlie sheen roast tonight....

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lol what a fuckwit. runs into tysons fist and gets a broken nose


some racist shit though the rest was light comedy
 
May 9, 2002
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The exchange between Anthony Jeselnik and Patrice was hilarious. Too bad no one really got it in the crowd.

Anthony: "What hasnt been said about Mike Tyson that isnt a Richard Pryor record title?"

Patrice: "LOL nice!"

Anthony: "Oh, you got that one...no one else did."

Patrice: "Too many white people here.."

Anthony: "You know what nobody ever says? Too few black people here".
 

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#43
that jessup dude annoyed the shit outta me.
that amy schumer bitch would get it tho. although when she made fun of ryan dunn, steve-o was not laughing at fucking all.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Patrice O'Niell got butt hurt. his set was garb. he shoulda stuck to what he pre-wrote instead of his vindictive improv. he had Shatner spooked tho.

and the "Dunn" joke was about Steve-O. if you cant take a joke then you shouldnt be on that stage. period.
 

Mr G

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charlie at the end made me laugh the most i thought this one was a bust....
even roastmaster general ross was off... lol..
patrice was really offended. and ya even tho he should of composed better...
(its a roast and your not even the star) i think he had a right to be.
 
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but everybody got geesed on. Patrice is just a bad comic. by that i mean he's a terrible comic and a comic shouldnt be gettin his feelings hurt of jokes made on his account, being that its his job to make jokes on someone else's account.

shit, Jon Lovits was gettin shitted on about his irrelevancy. he just sat there and looked uncomfortable. he didnt cry about it.

he lost it with me.
 

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patrice was really offended. and ya even tho he should of composed better...
(its a roast and your not even the star) i think he had a right to be.
Why should he have been offended? Because there were a couple racial jokes? I can't stand how people think it's NEVER okay for a white person to make a black joke. Especially since like half of a black person's routine is making fun of white people. What next, no fat jokes? No jokes about peoples family? What would be the point of a roast?
 

Mr G

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Why should he have been offended? Because there were a couple racial jokes? I can't stand how people think it's NEVER okay for a white person to make a black joke. Especially since like half of a black person's routine is making fun of white people. What next, no fat jokes? No jokes about peoples family? What would be the point of a roast?
were not talking about half of a black persons routine or these people
who think its NEVER okay to make black jokes. were talkin bout the charlie sheen roast.

i said i could see how patrice was offended. and the answer to your question "why", is every comment that came his way from everybody was in
poor taste and didnt even produce laughs its recieved "oooohs" like ouch that was fucked up.. im sure a good "black joke" as you call it would have recieved laughs and claps. I didnt hear racial jokes with good puns..
i heard verbal daggers in poor taste. thats just my opinion.
why wasnt mike tyson giving any stereotypical shit? thats another reason i said ya fuck it patrice aint overreacting.
 
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were not talking about half of a black persons routine or these people
who think its NEVER okay to make black jokes. were talkin bout the charlie sheen roast.

i said i could see how patrice was offended. and the answer to your question "why", is every comment that came his way from everybody was in
poor taste and didnt even produce laughs its recieved "oooohs" like ouch that was fucked up.. im sure a good "black joke" as you call it would have recieved laughs and claps. I didnt hear racial jokes with good puns..
i heard verbal daggers in poor taste. thats just my opinion.
why wasnt mike tyson giving any stereotypical shit? thats another reason i said ya fuck it patrice aint overreacting.
Oooohhs in a roast are even better than people laughing. Oneal did overreact, when you let people get to you in a roast you automatically took an L. The only reason he was hurt was because the dumbass wasn't prepared for the roast. Anyone who has seen these roast know anyone can get it at anytime. No rules no subject left untouched. Did you see his answer when it was his turn? He said he couldn't believe Shatner had went at him like that. Meaning when he prepared his routine for the night he took it easy on a few of the guests thinking those people wouldnt have it in them to say shit like that. Next time he goes on a roast I hope he doesn't take it easy on anyone and build sympathy for anyone.
 
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and the answer to your question "why", is every comment that came his way from everybody was in
poor taste and didnt even produce laughs its recieved "oooohs" like ouch that was fucked up..

poor taste? most good jokes are in "poor" taste. the jokes got "ooooohs" cus most the audience is white (as Patrice stated) and as a society, we made it "bad" for whites to laugh at racial jokes, unless its a mexican or black crackin on a white dude. thats why he got butt hurt. his ass can dish shit out but he crys when a jokes about blacks. fuck his schtick.


but we can all laugh at jokes about Charlie beating his wife? so laughing at domestic violence is ok, but not jokes about blacks?