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carl winslow

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someone was talking about how they need to invent car fresheners with the new car scent, but i think 99% of americans know that already exists. but it reminded me of my car invention im trying to get out there. let me know if japs have already made it:

cars with a button to push that makes your seat flip down or slide in or whatever so that you can take a shit or a piss while your driving. sure youll have to pull your pants down (NO HOMO!!!), but thatd still be tight to just slide them down push the button and just drop it like its hot. im debating whether itd be best for it to drop into a container and then you just close the seat up and it wont smell anymore (and then you empty it out later). or if it should just drop onto the road while your driving. people might think thats gross, but 1 its biodegradable and 2 itd be hella funny to see the car in front of you dropping some dooks as its rolling and you just know that persons taking a grumpy.

any suggestions for improvement? if you have a good one ill put you on the patent with me. and nobody better fucking go to the inventor center and steal my idea. holler at your proverbial boy
 
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FDS

RIP DUKE BROTHERS
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Jan 29, 2006
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^^^ it better blast like a firehose and not a water fountain (no homo), but a little sprinkle aint gonna be enuf to take the dingleberries out of a fools ass. (again no homo)
 
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Sr. Chingon

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Nov 14, 2004
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i think that after u done done takin care of bidness a robtic but soft hand should wipe your butt with baby wipes, with computer precision you'll never hav an itchy day ever again
 
Likwid

Likwid

Sicc OG
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Apr 16, 2003
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fuckdemsquares said:
hahah ur the second guy that noticed that! what do u think i should do??
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lmfao man I've seriously been counting down, well by the month. You need to start a mega thread royal rumble type shit in the open forum or BART
 
SRD420

SRD420

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Oct 12, 2004
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As if we Americans arent lazy enough. If anything, they should make a car that drives on voice command, that way... you can tell your car where to take you and it wouldn't matter if you were shitty drunk or whatever... you wouldn't have to worry about gettin' a DWI/DUI cuz you wouldn't be drivin'. I know, I know, I'm dreamin' and that will never fly cuz our government is too fuckin' greedy and would lose waaay too much money if that ever happened... but its a better idea then installin' a fuckin' toilet in your car.
 
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carl winslow

Sicc OG
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Dec 17, 2004
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SRD420 said:
As if we Americans arent lazy enough. If anything, they should make a car that drives on voice command, that way... you can tell your car where to take you and it wouldn't matter if you were shitty drunk or whatever... you wouldn't have to worry about gettin' a DWI/DUI cuz you wouldn't be drivin'. I know, I know, I'm dreamin' and that will never fly cuz our government is too fuckin' greedy and would lose waaay too much money if that ever happened... but its a better idea then installin' a fuckin' toilet in your car.
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nah blood, driving drunk is hella fun. we need toilets in cars and thats just a universal fact. and after i get that going, ima start a movement to get toilets installed in school desks. that way people wont have to disrupt class anymore getting up in the middle of it. they can just squeeze a cleavland steamer in class

Sr. Chingon said:
i think that after u done done takin care of bidness a robtic but soft hand should wipe your butt with baby wipes, with computer precision you'll never hav an itchy day ever again
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yes
 
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