"gee....my name is colombo, i must find great things to take pictures of!!!!!!!"
walks into the middle of the street with his eye focused through the camera at some random telephone pole not noticin two on-coming cars speeding right at him
"wowzers! i must place my sticker at aplace this amazing pole!!!!!!!"
CCCCCCRRRRAAAAASSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!
"oh no!!!!! two stupid drivers drove right into each other!!!!! i must take some snaps to show my fellow siccness members but later bitch at them for random reasons!"
"gee....my name is colombo, i must find great things to take pictures of!!!!!!!"
walks into the middle of the street with his eye focused through the camera at some random telephone pole not noticin two on-coming cars speeding right at him
"wowzers! i must place my sticker at aplace this amazing pole!!!!!!!"
CCCCCCRRRRAAAAASSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!
"oh no!!!!! two stupid drivers drove right into each other!!!!! i must take some snaps to show my fellow siccness members but later bitch at them for random reasons!"
naw naw i bet he does the ole geico commercial, him and his boy put on squirrel costumes run across the street, and makes a car crash then high 5in each other as they snap their pics and bounce to a secure location.... dope pics as usual btw
how come colombo is near every wreck in Vallejo???he has wreck footage of every car crash, hostage situation, purse snatchin, and J-walker in town.....
i think ive just picked another Boeg'er
THE FIRST CRASH I EVER GOT WAS NOT IN VALLEJO....AND THE REASON I GET WRECKS IS CAUSE I ALLWAYS HAVE MY CAMERA WITH ME WHEREVER I GO...(EXCEPT ON SAT. WHEN I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT IT AND MISSED A FIRE CAUSE OF NOT HAVIN IT)EVEN WHEN I GO OUT TO EAT OR GO TO THE MALL....SO THATS HOW I GET ALL THAT SHIT....OK..AND THE SECOND CRASH WAS ON MY STREET AT MY OLD HOUSE AND SO WAS THE THIRD ONE...THE FOURTH ONE MY BOY CALLED ME AND SAID THERE WAS A CRASH BY HIS HOUSE...THE FITH ONE I SEEN WHILE DRIVIN AND HAD MY CAMERA ON ME SO I HOPPED OUT....THE SIXTH I WAS OUT SHOOTIN FLICKS ONE NIGHT AND DROVE PAST ONE SO STOPPED AND TOOK SOME OF IT.....THE SEVENTH TODAY...THE SAME DUDE THAT CALLED ME FOR THE FIFTH ONE HIT ME UP AND SAID ON HIS WAY HOME FROM WORK HE SEEN THIS...SO I GOT MY SHIT AND BANGED OVER THERE....WHEN I GOT THERE THE TOW TRUCK WAS BOUT TO PICK ONE OF THEM CARS UP.....
NOW THE FIRE IS BY THE TANK THAT THE MAC DRE MURAL IS ON.....I WAS ON MY WAY HOME FROM COSTCO AND SEEN HELLA SMOKE UP THERE AND THOUGHT SOMEONE LIT THAT AREA ON FIRE SO I DROVE OVER THERE...AND ENDED UP BEING THE FOREST NOT THE STRUCTURE....THE CAR CHASE/BEATING THING..I WAS HELLA DRUNK AT A PARTY AND SOMEONE DROVE BY AND SAID THERE WAS SOME DUDE GETTIN BEAT UP(WE HEARD THE HIGH SPEED HAPPENIN)AND IT WAS RIGHT BY THE SCHOOL BY MY HOUSE..IVE GOT OTHER SHIT TOO....LIKE WHEN THERE WAS ALL THEM ROBBERYS/SHOOTINGS AT THE LIQUOR STORES ON SPRINGS AND BENICIA ROADS...I GOT FLICKS OF THE BLOODY OLD MAN THAT GOT HIS HEAD BUSTED(PISTOL WHIPPED)
MY PERSONAL MOTO IS"DONT LEAVE HOME WITHOUT MY CAMERA"(NO HOMO)
at first glance i thought this was sumbody brains and shit after they threw saw dust on it,u kno like at how u use to throw up at skoo they would throw that dust over it?