can ppl smell their own funk?

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im sitting here in the school library bullshitting on the internet, i got my hood on so i dont see the ppl beside me, last time i looked to my left there was this one middle aged normal looking guy, next thing i know some strong ass BO hits me and i turn and theres this dude who looks like he aint shaved, showered, or changed his clothes in a couple of days...fuck, why cant mofos at least dap themselves w a wet rag before leaving the house in the AM? if i had a dime for every person in this town whos made me feel queasy with their overwelming stench, id have a nice stack of dimes digs...

but is this shit like a fashion statement? is it cool to be dirty/

i was in the math lab the other day and these rasta/hippie/KIDS movie typa girls were doing homework, they might have been lesbians... but anyways...i looked at their feet(both had dirty jesus type sandals), dirt all over the nails, fingernails badly chewed, clothes raggedy and stenchy and dirty, bandanna rags around their unwashsed hair, the rags themselves looked like something the bushwackers mighta had uinder their pits..it almost seems like the majority of the ppl in santa cruz do this intentionally, maybe they do it as a way to rebel against society?maybe theyre just dirty ass mofos.
 
MidWestHomie

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I hate when I go near people like that, their smell makes me fucking gag n shit.

I deliver medications to nursing homes and that shit happends all the time.I can understand when some 80 or 90 year old can't take care of them self, possibly even a 70 year old. but when it is the nurses in their late 30's early 40's be smelling like that.I just want to fucking puke.
 
MidWestHomie

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SHEA said:
!....damn I never seen a girl that would let her toenails hang over the edge of her toes like a fucking RAPTOR!!!!
nasty nasty nasty....I bet her fuckin snatch was stanky too. all hairy, & cheesy. yuck!
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haha that quote is funny and fuckin nasty at the same time.
 
mustynutz

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"Can people smell their own funk....can idiots gauge there stupidity....and why fat girls smell like hot bologna...Next on Geraldo"
 
Cheaptimes

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In santa cruz and prob. berkley, its called au natural'

Everywhere else its called being a bastard.

And yes folks can feel their own funk. ofcourse, their senses get use to it, and then they dont trip.
 
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on that same note, I use to work at at hotel, and we would get groups of tourist from around the world. The worst group we'd get were Indians (from India). Brother, when the door slid open and the tourests poured into the lobby, the funk would just hit you in the face like a sledgehammer. Then they want to talk to you, and you can cover your nose because that would offend the guest (fucking stupid hotel lapdog rules). My girl debbie was sick one day, as they all jammed into the elevator she hollared out "everyone welcome to SF, the elevator is to your left, and house keeping will be up shortly to introduce you all to a bar of soap."
I know its their culture, and its a long greyhound bus ride from India, but GODDAMN! sprey some binaca or something on your clothes folks. shit.
 
CALIBEATS

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THAT SHIT U SAID BOUT SANTA CRUZ, IS SO TREAL. MAN EVERYTIME I GO TA SANTA CRUZ, IT'S LIKE A TRAVEL BACK TO THE SIXTIES OR SOMETHING. IT'S LIKE A WHOLE NOTHER CULTURE. I JUST TRIP OFF HOW DIFFERENT THE PEOPLE ARE THERE, ESPECIALLY OFF A COUPLE BLUNTS. OH YEAH THAT SHITS LIKE BUM CITY, I HATE FUCKIN' BEGGERS! THERE'S 1 ON EVERY CORNER.
 
savage

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i work at a casino, so you know i have to put up with stinky people daily! some people don't even pull their shirt down when they're playing the slots and the crack of their ass hangs real bad. and to think, they're going to make a law where it's illegal to sag your pants, when crap like this is going on.
 
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got damn do i hate funky mofonkers...like "dude u smell like hot garbage u realize that right?" "its not victorias secret that u smell like period snatch u know that right girl?".."u dont have an invisable hide-a-stench bubble around you"......i can always smell if im gettn a tad funky and thats some shit i cant condone..im hittin the showers with the quikness..and if somebody can smell me..not like "can u smell me playa" but literally if u can smell me..and its makin your nose tickle..LET ME KNOW SO I CAN CORRECT THAT problem
 
2-0-Sixx

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Yeah, I never understood that shit. I have to be clean all the time. Nails have to be nice, cant go a day without shaving, get my hair cut once ever two weeks and I keep my neck/back of my head nice and trimmed in between those two weeks...I hate dirt. Wash my hands like 25 times a day.
 
2-0-Sixx

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I changed it jsut now.

Man, that is fucking crazy about the pinky nail.....I fucking do that shit too! Been doing it since my teenage years. I even, at one point in time, ahh, had this hook up and worked next to this oriental nail place and they'd keep it nice and clean. lol, I think I'll just stop right there and retire for the day.
 
2-0-Sixx

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I changed it jsut now.

Man, that is fucking crazy about the pinky nail.....I fucking do that shit too! Been doing it since my teenage years. I even, at one point in time, ahh, had this hook up and worked next to this oriental nail place and they'd keep it nice and clean. lol, I think I'll just stop right there and retire for the day.
 
KALYN

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SHEA said:
damn I never seen a girl that would let her toenails hang over the edge of her toes like a fucking RAPTOR!!!!
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LMAO!! OOOhh shit...! ...raptor...! dammit..


(although your "cheese" comment made me want to vomit)



Try working with a female that always smells like she's wearing a shitty diaper.. yeah- I was quick to move that broad OUT.
 
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