When I was in the service I went to some chicks grimey ass apt in the middle of feed the children land in Phuket, Thailand. There were a bunch of those tin shacks on the way there. In the middle of the street there was a dead dog with 3 legs that turned out to be alive that the bitch had a name for lol. When i got to the apt i took a shower with a hose and the bitches fed me some pretty good shit. For some reason I talked on the phone with some clown that sends this whore money all the time, I ended up drillin her shortly there after lol. Good times
Another time in Thailand I was in some bar drillin some girl upstairs. When i was done they were closing up shop and all my people had bounced out on me. I was the only non local on the street left and i had to take what is called a Bhat bus back to my hotel. I was swarmed by these dudes who wanted me to pay them to have them take me to where i needed to go. I was pretty drunk and wasn't even sure the name of my hotel. This guy was driving me around all these cuts and stopped at one place in the middle of a shanty town for who knows how long. I was getting shook thinking i was gonna get robbed or kidnapped, its just not good being out in these places by yourself. Ended up getting back OK though. I miss all my wacky adventures