bunk neighbors
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i got this square ass dude that lives across the street from me. everytime i go out like at 2 in the morning or something, hes always outside stoggin. and the dude is like 40 wit a wife and kids, im like shit man dont ur old ass need to sleep to provide those motha fuckas. lol it dont really bug me but everytime i go out the dude is lookin at me like he just killed his family and shit. Then i got this neighbor whos always makin some chinese shit that smells like boom-by-booty and they always havin their whole family come over (which is like 25 people) and they always try to park in my driveway and their kids never shut the fuck up. then my other neighbor is cool but always workin on his car and he be rev'n the engine hella loud at 3 in the mornin and shit. the only thing i can think of that might bug my neighbors is playing my music hella loud.......and when i come in their house late at night to rape their daughters, but thats about it. lol
my sister used to live in these apartments with her dood an her daughter an i'd stay at her house at time cuz she lived close to tha city, so id stay tha nite an jus kick back, play sum ball or go watch a movie, i dont know, regular shit...but damn..........when it came nite time i put it on anythang....emily rose type shit was goin on upstairs, naw not even emily rose it was like Amityville shit.....you can hear tha husband yell at his broad like a fuckin maniac....dood would say at like 2am "ILL FUCKIN KILL YOU BITCH, NAAAH ILL FUCKIN KILL YOU AN THEN FUCKIN KICK YOU..." i dont know he'd say stoopid shit like that, then outta nowhere youd hear like a fuckin BOOM!!! then they all of a sudden would shutup an like not make no noise at all...that shit would happen every fuckin time i went to my sisters house.....that fucker scared tha shit outta me...jus think of stone cold steve austins voice yellin at tha top of his 3:16 lungs at a fat skeezer an her kids......
ha da nasty bitch wit 3 nasty ass kids. one was a bad ass 4 year old boy who still wore diapers. Kind asmelled like the lil nigga from bebe's kidz. One night i was choppin it up outside in my patio wit the youngsta upstairs from me, the wind blew and everybody could smel boo boo cominfrom her patio. We moved when the bitch gave us (whole unit) mice, and I seen one crawlin on her screen door.
I just moved into this complex like a month ago, I can hear my neighbor having sex like almost every night, her bed must be on the other side of the wall from my bed or something, I can hear their bed squeaking, and her loud as fuck ass getting it good. I still hven't seen her or anyone else who lives in that apt. Girl must look good if she's screaming her head off like that getting fucked...
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Yeah, my neighbors always call the police on me. It’s getting annoying. The police never do shit anyways and the neighbors know this. So one of the last times they told the cops I was waving a gun around, which was bs. That was fun; about 6 or 7 cops came to my house like they were on a SWAT team or some shit acting all tactical and were about to kick the door in. I did my best to keep them at bay and luckily prevented them from rushing in the house (I had a number of guests over with lots of alcohol and Dankovich).
I’m pretty sure it’s the Nazi that lives next door. I’m positive he’s an ex-Nazi. Anyone ever seen aptpupil?
I’m pretty sure it’s the Nazi that lives next door. I’m positive he’s an ex-Nazi. Anyone ever seen aptpupil?
and i thought my neighbors were bad......from what i've read above my neighbors are okay people(i guess)......the only thing that bugs me is that we both park our cars in the same spot(but it's a first come first serve type of parking space). They also give me dirty looks when i play my music loud(whicch isn't very often and not that loud) but since i'm the NEW guy in the burbs i guess i gotta follow their lead(BULLSHIT).
when i lived out in the cuts.....i didn't have to worry about NOTHING!!!! No pigs, no neighbors complaining or givin me dirty looks, no noise, i could walk out my house and just spark a bowl, run naked outside(not really and never plan to either), have a 3 kegger without the neighbors trippin, do donuts and kick up dust in my quad, grow some herbs(never had a green thumb for agriculture tho), or let loose of the shootie and rifle. Man i miss the country life.....but oh well.
when i lived out in the cuts.....i didn't have to worry about NOTHING!!!! No pigs, no neighbors complaining or givin me dirty looks, no noise, i could walk out my house and just spark a bowl, run naked outside(not really and never plan to either), have a 3 kegger without the neighbors trippin, do donuts and kick up dust in my quad, grow some herbs(never had a green thumb for agriculture tho), or let loose of the shootie and rifle. Man i miss the country life.....but oh well.