Terry Kleiman, noted douchebag of Green Bay, Wisconsin, was one of those small men who couldn't handle breaking up with his girlfriend. They both worked at the Oval Office Gentlemen's Club, so one night Kleiman decided to sneak away early...
He broke into former girlfriend Alex Rouse's apartment and decided to get back at her the best way his small brain knew how: by cooking her 5-month-old Pekingese poodle in the oven.
When she arrived home that night, she found her house filled with smoke and the dog dead in the oven.
Fortunately for her, Kleiman is a huge moron. A man who accompanied him that night ratted him out to police, and he bragged to at least two people that he was at the apartment the evening the dog was killed.
A jury took just one hour to convict him of burglary and mistreatment of animals. He now faces up to 16 years in the slam, leaving Alex Rouse with the last round of revenge.
