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May 24, 2006
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LOLOLOL!! Shea, my dude! I feel u on that bruhgoon, my room mate is the exact same. That fucker!!

He'll never cop a sac but he's got no problem smokin MY weed. Lol. I don't trip though, I'm not selfish by any means. Just hella funny. He also has no problem goin through the ash tray to smoke roaches either. As matter of fact, when I'm not around, that's when he'll dig through the ash tray for roaches. LOL.
 
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My Godmother used to wash paper plates after family BBQ's.


YES...I said WASH paper plates.


...then hang dry them on the laundry line out back


LOL
Haha my grandma does this shit, but not with the paper plates, with the more plastic ones or the styraphone ones. She gets mad when we bring the actual paper plates to her house cuz she can't wash them!
 
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I hate when my broad calls herself cleanin up the room and shit. I got certain stuff in specific places so that I know where the shit is when I need it. It may look like a mess to you, but its a science to this shit, and IN ORDER to me. It NEVER fails, I could come home and look for some paperwork that I really really need, and I know I left it by the TV underneath the PG&E bill and a burnt copy of Hot Tub Time Machine, but when I look for it, ALL the sjit is moved, cause she "cleaned up". Now it takes me 10 minutes to find the shit, that I knew I couldve just picked up in less then a minute..