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AKAZIE

AKAZIE

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At times i question the actions of people...funny shit that makes me think WHAT THE FUCK?

Things my girl does....like why the fuck do you wash and re-use sandwhich bags. I fuckin hate that shit. I don't wanna use a goddam sandwhich bag that you washed after you just got done washing a greasy ass pan with. That shit ain't fresh. and then put it on the dish rack to dry.



anybody else gotta put up with stupid shit like that?

THATS RIGHT, I MADE A THREAD ABOUT RE-WASHED SANDWICH BAGS..
 
Dana Dane

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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May 3, 2002
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Is that kinda like gettin them cloth bags from Raley's and taking them every time she goes shoppin? Like, nah, Mr. Weedman, save that baggie, I recycle.

ReUse ReCop ReCycle!
 
SLRider510

SLRider510

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wen my girl touches anything that belongs to me i get pissed off haha...i just learn to not say shit... fuck it.



shes only allowed to touch my penis.
 
Gemini

Gemini

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I was sitting in Mickey D's one of many times and an employee was wiping down a table. So I asked him...

"Excuse me. Do you guy's have free refills?"

"Yes, we do."

"Cool, can you refill this box with another Big Mac?" :cheeky:
 
Dana Dane

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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SHEA said:
....ARE YOU FOR REAL????

My girl always diggin off in my roach collection.

I don't ever tell her where my dank is at.

Actually, I keep it in a 'safe spot'... so she commences to smokin my damn half & quarter blunts.

...ARE YOU FOR REAL? that shit is for a rainy day.

stay out of my damn roaches.
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and this, my friend, is why me and you never hooked up!
 
AKAZIE

AKAZIE

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SHEA said:
....ARE YOU FOR REAL????

My girl always diggin off in my roach collection.

I don't ever tell her where my dank is at.

Actually, I keep it in a 'safe spot'... so she commences to smokin my damn half & quarter blunts.

...ARE YOU FOR REAL? that shit is for a rainy day.

stay out of my damn roaches.
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my girl is the Roach Queen. there roaches everywhewre outside our house. go outside and lift somethin up, most likely there a half blunt chillin. i think she smokes more weed than me. I can go without it, but she can't last more than a day or two before she start actin like a crackhead, she got her little weed box with blunts papers, a pipe, lil metal poker scrape thang, a grinder, like 5 empty bags, she gaurd that shit with her life.
 
AKAZIE

AKAZIE

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i know one thing that gets on her nerves tho, is i use finished jelly jars as drinking glasses. I be like dont throw that shit away. Thats a mutha fuckin glass. let that shit soak for awhile, it'll be good as new. We got a cabinet full of Jars...lol I was born in texas. thats how they role.
 
Dana Dane

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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Those Elk Grove Roaches are healthy - hella big , they takin bites outa shit .......


Jars make great drinks for some reason . ????? I save too
 
Gemini

Gemini

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On some real shit I get hella pissed because my girl has a bad habit of leaving the cabinets open in the kitchen after she grabs something from them.

And throws empty milk gallons in the garbage when they should go in the recycle bin. No, I'm not a tree hugger / save the planet type of guy, but the garbage fills up quick with milk gallons & cardboard from the egg flats & things of that nature that should go in the BLUE RECYCLE BIN OUTSIDE Got dammit!

Another thing...

She unplugs her cell phone from the charger & leaves the charger plugged into the wall FUCKIN' SHIT! I HATE THAT!

I'm okay, really I'm okay...
 
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