best type of gum

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whats the best type of gum to chew to get rid of the alcohol smell? shit like double mint gum or juicy fruit dont cut it. once the flavor runs out the smell comes back. i was told by someone that they sold a type of gum in a bathroom vending (sorta like condoms) that sold gum where the alcohol smell is undetectable if pulled over by cops. anyone know what it is?
 
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thats bull mayne, there isnt a gum that can cover the smell, ur best bet is to get some Listerine or scope mouthwash but even then you can most likely smell alcohol. As for gum i use
 

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my favourite one is trident soft... eatin the tropical flavour one right now... they all got nice flavours and the taste lasts longer than any other gum i've had... i know you got them in US&A too cos my cousin's cousin went there and brought back some trident watermelon flavour chewing gum which was nice too
 

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oh shit i didn't realise this was about gettin rid of alcohol... to get rid of alcohol smell wash a couple of copper coins (probably the 1 cent coin in US&A) and kkeep em in your mouth for a few minutes.. it works
 
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Listed below are some common myths and facts about trying to beat the Breathalyzer.

Myth: Sucking on pennies. Most people know that sucking on a penny, or any other type of change, does not trick the Breathalyzer into registering a falsely low blood alcohol concentration (BAC). Even sillier is that people who believe it think the penny trick works because of the penny’s high copper concentration. Pennies have been made of 97.5% zinc since the 1980s.

Myth: Breath Mints. The misguided notion that the smell of alcohol equals alcohol itself fuels the nonsensical belief that breath fresheners can fool a breath analysis test. All gums, mints and sprays do is mask the odor of alcohol on the breath, they do not change the alcohol content of the breath nor do they effect the chemical reactions used to determine the amount of alcohol present. All breath fresheners can do, particularly mouthwashes, is possibly increase the amount of mouth alcohol registered. Even though breath analysis tests have ways of distinguishing mouth alcohol from lung alcohol, the last thing a person would want to do is increase the BAC reading.

Myth: Belching. Many police officers believe that Breathalyzer results can be compromised if the subject belches while being tested, due to the increase in mouth alcohol caused by the belch. This belief is more fiction than fact. According to a 1992 University of Wisconsin study, belching had no effect on breath analysis test results even when subjects belched directly into the instrument.

Myth: Underwear and Feces. Yuck! It almost goes without saying that neither the consumption of underwear nor feces can trick a Breathalyzer into registering a lower BAC, but it is interesting to note that people have tried both. A 28-year-old Canadian man who was stopped on suspicion of drunk driving ate the crotch out of his underwear, believing that it would soak up the excess alcohol in his system. Another Canadian driver tried to foil a Breathalyzer test by eating his own feces. Either it didn’t work or it had the opposite effect and increased the BAC readings. The machine registered a BAC that was more than twice the legal limit.

Myth: Zima. The alcohol in the sweet, pale, malt liquor beverage was thought to be undetectable by breath analysis machines. Zima leaves little alcohol smell on the breath, even though it contains as much alcohol as any normal beer, so people (usually the teens who drink the stuff) believed that the alcohol couldn’t be detected by a Breathalyzer. Like breath fresheners, the alcohol remains even though the odor is not there.

That’s a lot of myths. How about a factual way to decrease a BAC reading?

Fact: Hyperventilation. Breathalyzer results will vary depending upon the breathing pattern of the person being tested. In one study, subjects drank moderate amounts of alcohol after which their BAC levels were measured by gas chromatographic analysis of their breath. Then they took breath analysis tests using various breathing patterns. When the subjects held their breath for 30 seconds before exhaling, their BAC readings increased by over 15%. When they hyperventilated for 20 seconds immediately before taking the tests, their BAC readings decreased by over ten percent.

On the other hand, hyperventilating could make you dizzy and affect your performance on other common roadside sobriety tests, such as walking in a straight line or balancing on one foot.

edit* suckin on pennys is sum sick shit u never know whos shoe they been in fuckin nasty homless or sum old decaying dead body shits nasty fuckin get sum crazy sickness of em